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« Reply #75 on: July 20, 2007, 10:40:42 AM »
I figured it out Froderik!           It was "Say, Say, Say"      


I'll admit it, I actually LOVED this song. I was a wee one when it hit the charts and I used to watch the video at my BFF Dawn's house. They had cable and "MTV" before we did. My God how long ago was THAT?!  1982? 83? 84? 85?

 I was SIKED when my dad ordered our cable. A nice lady came to our home and wrote down all the channels we wanted so they could be programed into our box. I got the "Disney Channel" "MTV" and "HBO" . My dad LOVED "HBO" because of the boxing fights and new movies!

 You were the shit back in the day if your parents could afford cable or broke down and got cable to shut you up. So began the decade(s) of using a TV to babysit your wee ones.  

 :em:      This is what kids (parents too..) began looking like after they watched their brand new cable shows and channel surfed non stop.

I think EVERYONE lived infront of the TV when their cable was finally installed. No more channels 2-13. One never imagined that something like cable would come around. We were so content with our original 13 channels that we never complained for that something better that did NOT even exsist. YET. Now however if your box goes out or your acct. gets cancelled for X, Y, Z reasons you go through withdrawls until it comes back on.


The TV's made now a days do not even "support" a regular, bunny eared antenna. You need one with an adapter for your cable ready tv set. Even when it is installed you only get a few good channels that play the news and sitcoms in syndicate like "Seinfeld" and "The Steve Harvey" show. You also get the old movies at 8:00 pm.

 Then it is yukky infomercials or a religious, bible thumpin made for televison church service program that offers you a special green prayer cloth that will make your dreams come true as long as you pray with it, send it back to be blessed and include a "tithe" of 60.00$ + dollars  with it. It is called "Sowing your seeds" actually. Your hard earned 60.00$+ dollars needs to be sent in right away to "show" God and others that you're serious about the things you need help with and/or pray about.


You put the raggedy green cloth under your pillow, pray with it in your hands and sleep with it. That along with the cash will get God to answer your payers!

PHEW! That was took a lot out of me!

Here's the song lyrics in case any of you want to sing along. If you remember this song that means you liked it too! LOL.....


Peace, love and happiness!

I need to go save some poor bunny rabbits from starving and dehydration.
Their owner(s) are crackheads! Not literally but close enough. Assholes.

Say, say, say what you want
but don't play games with my affection
Take, take, take what you need
but don't leave me with no direction
All alone I sit home by the phone waiting for you baby
Through the years how can you stand to hear my pleading for you dear?
You know I'm crying, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

Now go, go, go where you want
but don't leave me here forever.
You, you, you stay away
so long girl I see you never
What can I do girl, to get through to you? Cause I love you baby.
Standing here baptised in all my tears, baby through the years,
You know I'm crying, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

You never ever worry and you never shed a tear.
You're saying that my love ain't real
just look at my face, these tears ain't drying.

You, you, you can nvever say
that I'm not the one who really loves you.
I pray, pray, pray ev'ry day
that you'll see things, girl, like I do.
What can I do girl, to get through to you? Cause I love you baby.
Standing here baptised in all my tears, baby through the years,
You know I'm crying, ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
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« Reply #76 on: July 20, 2007, 11:02:30 PM »
Yeah, that song (as well as the proliferation of cable) happened while I was "away." Due to the imposed musical restrictions, I liked it more than I might have normally... For a while there, top 40 was kinda all there was...
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« Reply #77 on: July 31, 2007, 04:45:44 PM »
that goddamn "you got a friend"song.YEP......every time I hear that motherfucker I want to go on a 5 state killin' spree.
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« Reply #78 on: August 06, 2007, 11:58:07 AM »
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""

We used to play a game where I worked called "stick it".  The idea was to wander past a co-worker humming or singing a really lame song that was a big hit.  Lame or not, the melodies were intrusive.  Normally the person exposed to it had the tune "stuck"  in their head for the day.  Some truly "sticky" songs that people hated to have on their mental music loop.


 ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::

There was once a guy that I worked with that would get into a mental musical loop and was very easily persuaded on whatever song would be stuck.

Early one day I passed him and he was whistling some song he had heard on his ride home, a little later I decided to check to see if I could mess with him and implanted "Howard Jones" Things can only get better. Shortly afterwards I passed him and sure enough he was whistling that tune, so at this point I got evil.... I implanted the song from "Gilligan's Island."

That afternoon at the time clock he approached me and asked me never to do that to him again.  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::  ::roflmao::
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« Reply #79 on: August 27, 2007, 11:49:28 AM »
Quote from: ""Froderik""
I think that was "Ebony & Ivory."

I don't think I recall the video, but I know those two recorded that song together... ::puke::


I'm kinda late getting to this discussion, but let us not forget another McCartney/Jackson duet - "The Doggone Girl Is Mine"

Goddamn that doggone song.
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« Reply #80 on: August 27, 2007, 02:32:22 PM »
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
Quote from: ""Froderik""
I think that was "Ebony & Ivory."

I don't think I recall the video, but I know those two recorded that song together... ::puke::

I'm kinda late getting to this discussion, but let us not forget another McCartney/Jackson duet - "The Doggone Girl Is Mine"

Goddamn that doggone song.


HOw about Lionel Richie - Say You Say Me
 yeah that was a bad one...
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« Reply #81 on: September 02, 2007, 04:02:06 AM »
Quote from: ""webdiva""
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
Quote from: ""Froderik""
I think that was "Ebony & Ivory."

I don't think I recall the video, but I know those two recorded that song together... ::puke::

I'm kinda late getting to this discussion, but let us not forget another McCartney/Jackson duet - "The Doggone Girl Is Mine"

Goddamn that doggone song.

HOw about Lionel Richie - Say You Say Me
 yeah that was a bad one...


Worse than that - Lionel Richie and Alabama doing "Deep River Woman".  Reach for the bag of retching, Lionel tried to crossover into Country music.  Result - complete failure and the source of ill-spirited jokes for ages.  I've heard Lionel Richie's looking for a comeback project, and he's thinking about hooking up with a Klezzmer group for a hybrid-MOR Soul/Yiddish jam, "Schleppin' on the Ceiling".
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« Reply #82 on: September 02, 2007, 04:14:28 AM »
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
Quote from: ""webdiva""
Quote from: ""ZenAgent""
Quote from: ""Froderik""
I think that was "Ebony & Ivory."

I don't think I recall the video, but I know those two recorded that song together... ::puke::

I'm kinda late getting to this discussion, but let us not forget another McCartney/Jackson duet - "The Doggone Girl Is Mine"

Goddamn that doggone song.

HOw about Lionel Richie - Say You Say Me
 yeah that was a bad one...

Worse than that - Lionel Richie and Alabama doing "Deep River Woman".  Reach for the bag of retching, Lionel tried to crossover into Country music.  Result - complete failure and the source of ill-spirited jokes for ages.  I've heard Lionel Richie's looking for a comeback project, and he's thinking about hooking up with a Klezzmer group for a hybrid-MOR Soul/Yiddish jam, "Schleppin' on the Ceiling".


sounds fabulous, got an mp3 of it? LMAO ;)
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« Reply #83 on: September 02, 2007, 09:07:29 AM »
After careful consideration, I nominate ALL the songs contained on the "Songs 4 Worship" CD that they incessantly advertised on BBC America last night during the Dr. Who marathon I was otherwise enjoying.  At least it gave me an excuse for a smoke break.
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« Reply #84 on: November 29, 2007, 05:56:24 PM »
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"The Ghost In You"

I know it's an old one, but this abominable piece of crap has been getting played more than once a week on a local station here in the Balto metro area, I guess because some subnormal life forms tend to like played-out mediocre SHIT from the 80's a little too much, or the DJs just think that they do. Blimey, this bloody fuckin' song stinks to high heaven, and it pains me not a little to say so as The Furs were once a really good band when they made their first brave leaps across the pond to play places like The Marble Bar (Baltimore's CBGBs), situated in the basement of the beloved and seedy ol' Congress Hotel. I got to see this band before "Pretty in Pink" was even a song, let alone a soft-porn Teen Romance flick.... I saw them put on a great show at that lovely dive back in 1981, on the heels of their first (and only good) release, with Stiv Bators and The Dead Boys opening no less! But alas, after their first (and eponymous), prophetic, almost stream-of-conscious album, this band didn't take too long to swirl itself straight down the shitter to Bad 80's-ville.

Ah, but that first release by the Psychedelic Furs was (still is) as good a first album as just about any.. from its brilliant and driving opening cut "India" to the playfully sardonic "We Love You," to its timelessly relevant  "Soap Commercial" right into the passionate invective of "Imitation of Christ," to the pre-hip-hop thunderous beat of "Wedding Song" right on up to its steady closer, "Flowers"; and what a great fucking set to see live...  

Anyone here ever dig this album? Just curious.

But man[/b], "The Ghost In You" is about as haunting as a drunken limey spectre snorting coke somewhere south of shitty... ::noway::
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« Reply #85 on: December 07, 2007, 09:51:38 PM »
anything by journey,stinks/styx,or R E O shitwagon pretty much sets me off,fucking jimmy buffet too
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« Reply #86 on: December 08, 2007, 11:33:06 AM »
I know they were in the middle of the 'music revolution' for years, and made major differences, paving the way for stars of the '80's and on...:
Donna Summer
Anne Murray
Cher
forgive me girl-you wereamazing  
Just stop already.


Tina Turner and Diana Ross had the good taste not to push it.
Aretha's right on the line, as always!
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« Reply #87 on: January 11, 2008, 01:28:50 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
"Seasons In THe Sun" (a lot of 70s songs making this list)


A perfectly good song fucked up by Rod McKuen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasons_in_the_sun

Jean Jean Roses are Red .....

Maggie Smith was hot in the movie

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« Reply #88 on: March 01, 2008, 11:22:03 PM »
"The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace

"Where da Hood At?" by that guy who sounds a lot like Treach from Naughty by Nature

"Do They Know It's Christmastime At All?" by those Oxfam (Oxford University Famine Relief Fund) popstars. No, they don't. Moat of Africa is polytheist, Great Mother Religion, or Muslim, so they don't really care, either.

"Yummie Yummie Yummie I've Got Love In My Tummy." I kid you not. This was top-40 in the 1970s.

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« Reply #89 on: March 02, 2008, 04:28:52 PM »
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"The Night Chicago Died" by Paper Lace

"Where da Hood At?" by that guy who sounds a lot like Treach from Naughty by Nature

"Do They Know It's Christmastime At All?" by those Oxfam (Oxford University Famine Relief Fund) popstars. No, they don't. Moat of Africa is polytheist, Great Mother Religion, or Muslim, so they don't really care, either.

"Yummie Yummie Yummie I've Got Love In My Tummy." I kid you not. This was top-40 in the 1970s


+CHRISTIAN+ +DEATH+ +METAL+

bump :D
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