- I'm still the guy who fixed the fucking spam problem around here (plus a whole lot of other techie shit)
- some shoulder-tapping on answers.yahoo.com
- some kid-warning (I'm not saying where, I'll never link to kids' forums from here)
- Massive English editing of Covergaard's Wikipedia shit, other Wikipedia stuff
- [Deleted]
- Helped unleash some guy to whoop some ass on the Judge Rotenberg Center
- [I can't discuss this]
- A certain survivor has honestly thanked ME for getting him through the last months of a certain dying program, I'm not quite sure why
Why lie? It ain't impressive. I've been trying to piss off most of you assholes (the ones with, y'know, testimony) into getting something done, with limited success. Call me whatever names you like, I'll just read it and chuckle. Props to anyone who's getting kids out. Extra props to people getting the places closed.down. Major, serious props go to the people who get these places shut down before they open and the local communities inoculated against having another one opened.
You know what, folks? Pretend this is a game. Pretend getting kids out is 1 point, shutting a whole place down is 100 points plus one point per kid, and preventing a place from ever opening is a whopping 10 points per bed. Pretend I'm giving out prizes like some kind of fucking game-show host. Welcome to Press Your Fucking Luck.
I'll be back. I have a young white pony to jump on.