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Offline ehm

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« Reply #150 on: August 02, 2003, 01:21:00 AM »
Well, I never really understood religions,

Except it seems a good reason to kill.

Everybody?s got their own conceptions,

And you know, they always will.

These days are needles under my skin.

Jesus shootin? heroin.

If there are priests at your party,

And you?re playing cards that are numbered,

And you got no reason to think it,

Until your chances are uncovered.

Tell me that I got to believe in,

Jesus shootin? heroin.

The police in new york city,

Chased a boy, right through the park.

In a case of mistaken identities,

They put a bullet through his heart.

I met mary, on the corner with the streetlights.

She asked me if I?d come up to her room.

I told her that I didn?t have no money.

She said she had to leave pretty soon.

I decided that I would go in.

Jesus shootin? heroin.
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« Reply #151 on: August 02, 2003, 11:39:00 AM »
Anonymous
Posted: 2003-07-30 23:00:00 

"The fact that you are worked up about my post to the point of calling me "satan" is an evidence that you have no peace in your soul and that you are indeed hellbound, and willing to draw people into your own cowardice through means of deliberate deception. I wouldn't want to be someone who does that."

And then IMMEDIATELY said:

"It's one thing to disagree and have different views on subjects. It's quite another to speak evil of me personally."

Please define who is the pot and who is the kettle Anon.
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« Reply #152 on: August 02, 2003, 11:47:00 AM »
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The police in new york city,

Chased a boy, right through the park.

In a case of mistaken identities,

They put a bullet through his heart.


They stole this from the song "Heartbreaker" by the Rolling Stones. But you probably already knew this...  :grin:
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« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2003, 01:38:00 PM »
yes.......

wayne does a lot of covers.

recently he got in a little trouble because his song 'fight test'

was compared to cat stevens, 'father and son'

he loves his influences, he's so gracious and good

to bad cat stevens' record label doesn't thing so.

i propose, that wayne coyne is god!

btw - i don't think carmel is satan.  ::heart::

(the eyes are all wrong)

jdavid might be satan though...
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« Reply #154 on: August 02, 2003, 02:02:00 PM »
- ACHTÜNG -

Now, just because JDavid is Jewish doesn't make him the devil!  :grin:
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« Reply #155 on: August 03, 2003, 12:54:00 PM »
Anon, I didn't call you Satan. I was joking about Satan having inspired you. He doesn't exist, so it's not much of an insult, but I shouldn't suggested you were in league with Tom Delay.

(Somebody asked who Delay is: he's second in charge of the Republicans in the House. He's responsible for several ongoing attempts by ultraconservatives within the Republican Party to seize absolute control of the party-- and the government of Texas. He's a religious right candidate who believes there should be no separation of church and state, and that the Bible should override the constitution.)

I realize looking back over this, that I over-reacted.  I tend to cut conservative Christians less slack these days, not because of their religious views, but because so many of them seem to believe they are called to push people of other faiths out of government. You didn't specifically state that view, though, and I shouldn't have let you have it with both barrels.

Regarding your study of the Bible, I may be mistaken. I had thought you believed in the inerrancy of the Bible.  If you don't believe that, I apologize for saying you haven't studied it.

BTW, where did the cowardice accusation come from?  I can see your the Biblical reference equating my verbal response with murder (bizarre though that is), but cowardice?  

For the record, I would defend your right to believe I'm going to hell, to tell me about it, and even to enjoy the thought of my being an eternal crispy critter.  I also defend your right to evangelize.  

But if I want to point out an area where I think you're way off base, then I will. I'm not promising to challenge you on every point you make, and it isn't my mission to prevent others from becoming Christians. But you don't get a free pass just because you think you're saying this stuff in the name of God.
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« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2003, 02:31:00 PM »
Oh my, yes! I SO agree with Mithy. Let's BAN the Christians from this site! And while we're at it, I have a few more people we ought to ban:

Anyone with an emotional or psychological disorder - GET OUT! Anyone who drinks alcohol, uses illegal drugs, or doctor-prescribed medication - GET OUT! Anyone who is Jewish or Muslim or Wiccan - or possesses any spirituality or belief in a higher power of any nature - GET OUT! Anyone in A.A. or N.A. - GET OUT! Anyone who owns a pet - GET OUT! Anyone who is Asian, Latino, white, or black, or of a mixed race - GET OUT! Anyone who is heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual - or not even sexual at all - GET OUT! Anyone who wears clothing with diagrams, pictures, or words - GET OUT! Anyone who speaks with an accent - GET OUT! Anyone who is angry or depressed - GET OUT! Anyone who feels they need help or prayer - GET OUT! Anyone over thirty - GET OUT! Anyone with a criminal history - GET OUT! And anyone who can't get with the program and talk about exactly what we want you to discuss in the way that we want you to discuss it absolutely MUST - GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!!

 :rofl:   :rofl:   :rofl:

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« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2003, 04:53:00 PM »
Heehee...you forgot those of us who are ugly and have smelly feet. :wave:
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« Reply #158 on: August 04, 2003, 04:57:00 PM »
Oh, and would also like to give a special shout out to SATAN here....if it wasnt for him, we all might truly have to be responsible for the evil that we perpetuate in the world.

But hey....no worries, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT! :evil:  :evil:  :evil:
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« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2003, 06:31:00 PM »
leigh bright you've heard of PAAPSMEAR right?

people against all people seeming moral, emotional, aggressive or rational

(very hush-hush)

instead of a cross they worship the S.P.E.C.U.L.U.M.

suspended penguins experimenting curiously under large useless machinery

it's a magnificent sight to see

(glory be)

 :nworthy:
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« Reply #160 on: August 04, 2003, 08:44:00 PM »
And glory be! ::cheers::
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« Reply #161 on: August 05, 2003, 10:30:00 AM »
That's funny, Carmel! My ex used to say this wierd thing to people - I think to make them laugh when they were going off about something he did [ooh, program statement! "Going off"] and he'd say, "Oh yeah? Well I heard your feet stink and you don't love Jesus." He was quite insane and I don't really know what in the hell that meant, but it was a brilliant way of avoiding confrontation - and man, it's really funny when delivered at the right moment.
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« Reply #162 on: August 05, 2003, 10:33:00 AM »
Hhhmm. You just reminded me, Morli - there's an appointment I need to make.  :grin:
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« Reply #163 on: January 05, 2004, 06:20:00 PM »
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.
--- Anon
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here is not a truth existing which I fear or would wish unknown to the whole world.

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« Reply #164 on: January 05, 2004, 09:43:00 PM »
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On 2004-01-05 15:20:00, exsafecounselor wrote:

" Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.

--- Anon "


What the heck does that mean?

??
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