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I miss shit like this
« on: January 18, 2007, 12:19:18 PM »
From the Elan Reporter's archives:

TCK is planning on opening up his own fast food take out joint on the IMR campground. He will use his knowledge he learned at white castle and open up a "White tee-pee " which is his version of a white castle.

The menu will consist of buffalo burgers, mongolid fries,fried testies,buffalo milk shakes, fried fish in a buffalo urine batter, to name a few.

TCK will have shotdowns running the place this way there is little to no overhead.

The fast food joint will be a huge massive tee-pee, and TCK also hopefully one day thinks he can open up a chain of them and be in every mall.

The currency exchange will accept hi yuh yuh yuh monies and US dollars. There will also be a seperate mens and women poopy hole room which TCK will personally construct himself. TCK expects a grand opening very soon and most likely have one after a 3 house gm.
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