do you know this person?

[Fornits Interpreter]

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

Translates to: To much of a nerd to get laid.

[try another castle]

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.

Translates to: To much of a nerd to get laid.

We do too. We roll d-8s for orgasms.

[Anonymous]

So you brought the program to D&D then?

Asshole.

[try another castle]

nerd


I don't really do a whole lot of online gaming. I am still on dial up, so there is really no point. However, I do occasionally play The Kingdom of Loathing because it makes me laugh my ass off.

It's been a while, however.

It's a good time to play, though, because of Crimbo. (Happens every holiday season.)

Kingdom of Loathing radio plays some pretty decent stuff, too.

There are only six classes. Turtle Tamer, Seal Clubber, Sauceror, Pastamancer, Disco Bandit, and Accordion Thief. But once you ascend by beating the Naughty Sorceress, you get to change class and retain a skill from your previous one.

You can fight other players, but only if you smash your hippie stone.

You can also get very drunk.

I'm a pastamancer, so I can make noodles. This comes in handy.
Some example of pastamancer melee skills are:
Chronic Indigestion
Minor ray of something
Entangling noodles
Lasagna bandages
eXtreme ray of something
cone of whatever
Weapon of the Pastalord

I am also able to summon three hilarious objects per day, such as explosion flavored chewing gum, magical ice cube with a fly in it, a bag of airline peanuts, or a clown hammer.

It's really fun to beat up on monsters with the clown hammer.

The current weapon I'm using is a giant discarded plastic fork. It's actually quite powerful.

[try another castle]

FUCK! I just found out I've been kicked out of my clan.

That'll teach me to have a life and not log in for months. I got booted.


But to answer your question, no, I've never heard of Darkthrone.

It sucks, I can never finish video games anymore. I get caught up in school and get so busy with that. Even when I have time off, I'm just too exhausted to deal with it. I have several games on my nintendo DS and playstation 2 that I'm in the middle of right now, and probably will never finish.

The weeds in my town in Animal Crossing must be abysmal. I haven't been there since the summer. If I ever start it up again, all of my neighbors are going to say "Where the fuck have you been?? It's been five months!" I've also missed all of the seasonal bugs and fish I was meaning to catch. (Realtime games are a pain in the ass.)

[OMGimaDONKEY]

vicki the bitter hippy twat. that was a face that i never needed to see again.