TCK has a persoanl Vendetta against Pilgrims and shot arrows and threw spears at pictures of Pilgrims.
Then ate some grilled buffalo turds and washed it down with a warm glass of Buffalo urine.
TCK gave thanks to the great Tatanka and said, "Me suh hate Pilgrims and all white men who rape Me suh's Mongoloid grounds."
A month earlier, on hallows eve, some locals dressed up as Pilgrims and soaped TCK's tee-pee and actually did what TCK would consider *Vandalism* to his tee-pee.
"The soap cleansed off the shit stains of his tee-pee."
That angered TCK very much and he needed extra therapy and support to get through the week. TCK takes Buffalo turd smearing very serious and considers it a religious sacrament in the ways of an Indian Mongoloidist. TCK also recited 25 hi-yuh-yuh's after discovering that people dressed as Pilgrims on Hallows eve threw soap at his tee-pee and paid homage to the great white spirit horse.
TCK then smeared himself with Buffalo turds then called for a 3 house GM and chose residents at random to be abused.
"Me suh must make someone pay for Me suh's tent being soaped on Hallows Eve" replied TCK.
