I've tried pretending as bestest I could, but know
one will buy into the fact that I pretend I own a real boat.
I confess, I confess, it is a row boat, you people were absolutely correct. And yes I do have imaginary friends, and still drink gallons of alcohol a day. I also work at Mc Donalds, but I am not a floor sweeper and a deep frier cleaner, I am an Assistant manager that makes $8.50 an hour.
NotsmART..