::crybaby:: Hi my name is Art, and I am a 45 year old ::crybaby::
I love coming to Fornits and :cry2: :cry2: :cry2: because I have alot to :cry2: about.
I am divorced, only can afford an average car, only educated enough to have an average job ( Mc Donalds) and enjoy going public with my strange and unusual sex life.
I like to pretend with my imaginary friends ofcoarse, that we are in control of everything. But the truth is I am a very insecure man. I drink my entire paycheck in one night and eat lots of ::burger:: ::burger:: ::burger:: I get them for free at my job at Mc Donalds.
But I have this huge problem!!! For some unexplained reason I can't seem to find a date. I am a ham and want to proove it by playing my guitar for the hopefulls, I even posted a picture of myself half naked but yet still not one inquiree. ::noway::
I enjoy comiong to Fornits everyday and reapeating myself and talking to myself and then blame it on others. I also like to bait the forum when the attention is not on me, so I can actually have real people talk to me. I have no friends and dont know how to make any, so i rile up the board and then people respond to me.
Now I am well aware that the people responding to me don't like me, but at least they are talking to me which helps me feel less lonely in life.
I was a fool and drank most of my life and was warned time after time to stop by my family, but I couldn't control myself and in the end result my family divorced me. I then went to a church basement to attend AA meetings where i actually made friends and they actually cared for me. I was even in love with my sponsor, but was rejected immediately after he found out my sexual preference.
I dont know what to say, i make stuff up at Fornits all the time everyday and try to pretend I am a normal person, but noone will be my friend and I can't figure out why?

So this topic right here is all for me, this is my crib/playpen, where I can act like a big old ::crybaby:: and eat lots of ::burger::