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Welcome to Arthurs crib and playpen
« on: October 18, 2006, 06:37:02 PM »
::crybaby::  Hi my name is Art, and I am a 45 year old  ::crybaby::
I love coming to Fornits and  :cry2:  :cry2:  :cry2:  because I have alot to  :cry2: about.

I am divorced, only can afford an average car, only educated enough to have an average job ( Mc Donalds) and enjoy going public with my strange and unusual sex life.

I like to pretend with my imaginary friends ofcoarse, that we are in control of everything. But the truth is I am a very insecure man. I drink my entire paycheck in one night and eat lots of  ::burger::  ::burger::  ::burger::  I get them for free at my job at Mc Donalds.

But I have this huge problem!!! For some unexplained reason I can't seem to find a date. I am a ham and want to proove it by playing my guitar for the hopefulls, I even posted a picture of myself half naked but yet still not one inquiree. ::noway::  :(

I enjoy comiong to Fornits everyday and reapeating myself and talking to myself and then blame it on others. I also like to bait the forum when the attention is not on me, so I can actually have real people talk to me. I have no friends and dont know how to make any, so i rile up the board and then people respond to me.
Now I am well aware that the people responding to me don't like me, but at least they are talking to me which helps me feel less lonely in life.

I was a fool and drank most of my life and was warned time after time to stop by my family, but I couldn't control myself and in the end result my family divorced me. I then went to a church basement to attend AA meetings where i actually made friends and they actually cared for me. I was even in love with my sponsor, but was rejected immediately after he found out my sexual preference.

I dont know what to say, i make stuff up at Fornits all the time everyday and try to pretend I am a normal person, but noone will be my friend and I can't figure out why????



So this topic right here is all for me, this is my crib/playpen, where I can act like a big old  ::crybaby::  and eat lots of  ::burger::
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2006, 06:54:23 PM »
Arthur is not writing 5-10 paragraph posts
Who do you think is the whiner
twister
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2006, 07:00:36 PM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
Arthur is not writing 5-10 paragraph posts
Who do you think is the whiner
twister



I know, I know, he is not capable of writing more then 5 words in a post. The stupidity in him prevents him from it.

All he knows how to do is write twist and own,
Maybe that is a song he is writing and playing on his guitar?

It would go something like this:

C'mon Jimmy, twist and own
twist and own, twist and own
c'mon c'mon c'mon Jimmy, twist and own
twist and own, twist and own.
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2006, 07:07:11 PM »
Artie: Duuuuh! the Hilton has been very cooperative, duuuh!

Twist and own, duuuuuh!

you're twisting, duuuuuh!

Little boys and girls, ooohhhhhhh!

I got dildos coming and going in my butt!!!!
coming and going
coming and going
coming and going in my butt
coming and going in my butt
in my butt
in my butt
in my butt
plastic foreign objects penetrate in my butt


 ::blushing::  ::kma:: ::kma::  ::kma::  ::kma::  ::kma::  ::smokingun::
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2006, 07:18:54 PM »
FAAAAAAAARRRRRT!


Go ahead Jimmy and Arthur, smell it up Boys.
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2006, 08:58:20 PM »
you go girls
twistin like a fool
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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 10:40:23 AM »
This is a real funny thread :silly: and deserves to be bumped back
to the top.

 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 11:01:33 AM »
::ftard::  :cry2:  ::crybaby:: Artman...


 ::crybaby:: Arthur ::crybaby::
Has no one to change his diapers. :cry2:
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 09:40:58 AM »
Very  :silly:  :silly:  :silly: & more  :silly:
Back to the top!
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2006, 10:08:32 AM »
and you worship him.hes the 1st thing you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of when you finally passout in front of your computer, dick in hand, looking at his date profile.in between you come here and post this dribble to compensate for your guilty feelings about your sexuality.
It doesnt add up, your still a sick fuck
i wonder how bad your life really must be,in folks basement, obsessing over art while you smoke your meth.
do us a favor,take a gun to an airport, go hang in front of a school,, give the cops a reason to end your pain.


Aint it great to be so powerful
but owning a couple shiteaters isnt what i had planned
just say no
Right back to the top
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2006, 07:46:37 PM »
Hey loser in Loserville...All you fucking fags can talk about is Artie and his sexual preferences. Is that ALL you day dream about? Oh Artie likes it up the butt, Oh Artie likes to eat shit, Oh Artie likes to suck dick, Oh Artie is a child molester, Oh Artie is a troll, Oh Artie has no friends, Oh Artie comes to Fornits everyday, Artie, Artie, Artie.....
You're obsessed with Freakin Artie! It is sooooooo sick! You need psychiatric medications like yesterday! Why is it that Artie is the ONLY thing you can bring up? Have you no intelligence? Imagination? Artie is the most important thing in your life?
How the FUCK do you know about Artie and his life? Did he tell you? Or is it shit you make up because you like to pick on the forum tart? It is so fun to pick on a person like Artie huh? Why don't you pick on someone who can give it back to you? It takes a real big fucking man to beat up on a weakling huh? Figures. You suck freak. If you don't like Artie why do you even bother entertaining him? Because you want people to laugh at your insults? Oh yeah they are so funny and witty huh?  LAST LAUGH is ON YOU! It is better to have the focus off of yourself and on Artie for a change huh asswipe?!?  I KNOW who YOU are LOSER! I know who has been starting ALL of this bullshit. It is one person who pretends to be a friend to everyone then goes behind their backs and talks mad shit about them. And you're such a wimp because you do your shit talking anonymous then repost as a different persona. LOSER. YOU will get yours VERY SOON!
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2006, 09:34:00 AM »
The spigger Cruz has returned folks!
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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2006, 10:04:37 AM »
And that bothers you because? He has as much or MORE right to be here as anyone else. In addition,he posts things that are actually funny,and interesting. Unlike yourself and your troll brother.
You might take note to see the only ones bashing Greg are you and dave.... Go figure... Small minds think alike!
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2006, 05:42:31 PM »
I bash Cruz too. as far as his stuff being funny? its funny in the sense that someone unwittingly stereotyping his entire spic-nigger race while typing in CAPS is hilarious to me personally, but no, its not 'laugh out loud' kinda funny.

-Miser Pink
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« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2006, 06:52:35 PM »
So what if Cruz likes to post anony at times? He can be here as much or as little as he wants or until his ISP shuts him off for non payment.
He does what everyone here does. Some post anony and/or post with a profile. Some might even have 2 or more profiles. It is a entertaining and a sickening game to you "people".
 Post then answer your own posts then talk shit and rile up the others. None of you better act like you're so fucking innocent.
 It's ALL of you. Get over yourself freaks. Don't act all shocked and shaken when you read a post that is insulting to you and you wonder why it is there.  Like you never contributed your own brand of nonsense to this forum.
Wake up your reality check just bounced.
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