I do not approve of this. Not one bit. Now I am upset, thanks for ruining my day, guys. 
Hey, Jesus, um... dude.
Where the HELL have you been? lol limbo... anyway
Do us all a favor and come back becuase 90% of your followers didnt get the memo. Oh, and tens of thousands of kids in the USA are praying to you (if they still believe) to free them from those hell holes, and it might be nice to thelp them out.
Same for everyone else whose in pain or torment at the hands of evil or misfortune. Just thought you should know, it would be really, really nice if you'd help.
Oh, and could you put a word in with the angel-of-pushing-edcons-into-the-jaws-of-alligators that he's been slacking off lately? Thanks!
Your dear friend,
Niles.