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Hi Billy Mayes here
« on: October 06, 2006, 08:46:44 AM »
With the all new Gangsta G. Malt liqour crack mochaccino machine. It mixes all kinds of your favorite malt liquor and crack together to give you that perfect pick you upper in the morning. Forget about coffe with low doses of caffine, try the Gangsta G. Malt liqour crack mochaccino machine beverage maker and it will perk you up to 200% in no time. Be totally alert of the police and other rival Gangsta's and have the energy to out run them all. And if you call now, you will get the patented Gangsta G. crack stain removal pen size addition. It'll remove those nasty crack stains off your gangsta homie wear and will have your durags looking new in no time.
But this offer wont last long, you need to call now! But wait thats not all. You also will get a free Gangsta G. criminal guide on how to become the best gangsta in your hood. this guide contains everything you need to know about being a criminal gangsta. It will teach you how to hold up liqour stores, steal bling bling from jewelery stores and purse snatch purses from old ladies. Call right away, this offer wont last! We'll also throw in a 12x12 picture poster on Gangsta G. sticking his middle finger up, you can proudly display it on your wall and show it off to all your homies who your down wit. All this can be yours for the low asking price of $39.95.

You get a Gangsta G. Malt liqour crack mochaccino machine.
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And A 12x12 picture poster on Gangsta G. sticking his middle finger up.

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Hi Billy Mayes here
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2006, 06:55:45 PM »
Billy: A short question. Does the "Gangsta G Criminal Guide" contain a chapter on how to  turn powder cocaine into crack using the microwave?
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Hi Billy Mayes here
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2006, 07:58:15 PM »
You have to buy the Mochaccino malt liqour crack machine to find out.
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Hi Billy Mayes here
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2006, 09:58:28 PM »
Damn it all to hell! Nothing like ruining a dream! Cock sucker!
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Hi Billy Mayes here
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2006, 07:15:18 AM »
Quote from: ""Mystery Guest""
Billy: A short question. Does the "Gangsta G Criminal Guide" contain a chapter on how to  turn powder cocaine into crack using the microwave?


Ok Mystery Guest, I'll let the cat out of the bag a little , but just for you. There is a chapter in there that contains a how to turn powder cocaine into crack using the microwave. The secret is taking off your bludurag and running warm water over it under the faucet, ring it out, then place the durag onto the microwave plate. Now put your cocaine on the damp blue durag and fold up the ends over the cocaine.
Set your microwave to high and cook for 1 minute, no more then that. After that minutes up you should have yourself a nice big peice of crack. Carefully with another durag, crab the durag that contains the crack inside the microwave oven and remove it from the microwave. Place on a colling rack, or if you live in the projects, somewhere in your small cublicle kitchen will surfice. Let stand for at least 3-5 minutes until it cools down, then cut away and dime bag it all. Now you are ready to go out and sell, sell, sell, which means mo money, mo money, mo money.
For best results, drink a cup of mochaccino malt liquor crack before going out, you never know when you will need that extra boost of energy to get away from the five 0 and other rival drug dealers/gangstas.

Hope that answered your question well.
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