Those mop and broom handles had this dark, funky smelling odor to them. That's because they were used as a discipline tool and shoved up the assholes of the Elan Heavy Era. You may be a drunk and the world's biggest prick, and soon they will be marking your gravesite due to unhealthy lifestyle that you lived, but.. There will always be that mark on the end of that broom and mop handle which was forcefully shoved deep inside your asshole. And your legacy will live on in Elan forever..
