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I went to the skate park today.
« on: July 29, 2006, 09:51:20 PM »
I had two wheeled devices with me; my bicycle and a pair of Heelys. (Google.) I actually *don't* think of the shoes as playthings; I consider them walking aids that require practice. Doing tricks is a combination of Parkour (google again) and skateboarding. Nowhere near as impressive as the unimprisoned teens on the skateboards, though.

[The fact that I felt I had to type "unimprisoned" should give you the flavor of this post..]

I felt hard on my ass, once, skinning my palms. Meaningless; pain is part of life. These things are going to kick my ass far more than this before I master them, and reading some of the posts here hurts me far worse than that.

There were some younger kids there, curious about my shoes. We had a conversation, the sort of enlightening thing someone can have with people less than half his age, completely about fun stuff.

They congregated around the vending machine, but they were clearly broke; I went to the convenience store with them to buy them any food items they wanted. Now of course some troll is going to cry "pedo" just because he can, but consider: I had biked there. There were four of them. Exactly what the hell could I have possibly done? (That and I'm the most distinctive-looking person in the whole town. Finding me is like finding an elephant in a haystack)

They wanted to know who I was, what I did for a living.. my job is preternaturally boring and I'm not terribly interesting.

They wanted to know why I'd just help them like that.. well for one thing five bucks (yes, that's all they asked for) is less than a thought as I have more than that in my checking account by three orders of magnitude. (They did joke about me buying them the Heely shoes; sorry, kids, I'm not THAT rich or generous.)

I told them that I hunt pedophiles, and I told them of the perverted teacher whose career I ended before it began, through Internet research. No, I didn't give any details- they were FAR too young for any of that and I don't think I would have told them even if they were older.

I couldn't tell them of Fornits and the teen abuse industry. How could I tell a kid something like that? How do you say 'Listen. There's hundreds, THOUSANDS of organizations, an entire international cabal, out there looking to strip you of your freedom and your soul, to take you off that bicycle you rode here and take your video games away and stop you from ever going out to play and take you away from your friends and force your every word and action to turn you into a parodic caricature of the person you were, in the name of a bizarro-world form of help, with your parents backing the cabal the whole way, in the form of cash equivalent to ten thousand times the amount I have just spent on you?' I couldn't tell them that. They'd have horrible nightmares. I'd have nightmares.

Although I'm a staunch agnostic, I pray that they never have to know about it.. ever. I pray that they never get in enough trouble for their parents to consider it. I pray that their parents see the light of sense long before they seriously consider such things.

Think about this, you ungodly perverted trolls. Think about it. I can't tell kids about what you do, what you allow to be done, to them. I couldn't even have told the teenagers at the skate park about this shit unless one of them had let me know that they were in imminent danger of being sent away, in which case I would have instantly gone to their parents armed with as much information as I can gather.

One of them said, "You're a hero.. you protect children." Yeah, I'd like to think so, kiddo.. I'd like to think so.
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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2006, 09:12:19 AM »
Milk,

Is there anything that DOESN'T cause you to wax (almost) eloquent about your favorite issue? Come on, designer skate shoes?! What about the kiddies who made them in the sweatshop?

From someone who knows and loves kids, and who still supports (some) programs---your histrionics is silly. In programs, they call it attention-suck.
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 09:58:36 AM »
Suppose I've mis-read Milk's postings. Never got the idea he supported ANY programs. Just read hate, hate, hate programs.
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 12:51:31 PM »
I'd reply to this crap, but you're not even worth the time it'd take me to finish th
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 05:42:00 PM »
Bravo. Obviously the previous posters have no ability to enjoy creative writing, in the same horrifyingly truthful way some of us can. I bet nine out of ten people don't even read through your entire post before making a stupid comment like the two above me. Oh well, there loss.

It's been a while since I had to open two tabs in my browser to comprehend a post, I learned what Heelys are and Parkour. I have to say, if I hadn't read this post today I would have never heard of them. I want a pair of Heelys now. My GF wants a pair too. Maybe we will go riding around in the grocery store. Maybe not, but we probably will.

I had a similar experience. I got really high. Not just regular daily high, but I hadn't smoked out in a few weeks, so my tolerance was really low. I got blasted off just a few hits, and then the thought of food entered my mind. So, we left for In and Out for a few double doubles, french fries and milkshakes. I was really excited, theres nothing like the sweet aroma of fried potatoes when inebriated with THC. It  was truly a wonderful thing.

Anywho, as we are pulling out of the parking lot, my friend with me asked if I mind stopping at the drug store to get some Q tips and shampoo. Of course I didn't, I had a lap full of gorgeous, steaming food. In contrast, the mist coming off the top of my strawberry and vanilla swirl shake, along with the condensation dripping down the sides really got my stomach growling. So, I decided I better head into the drug store too before I devour not only my food, but my friends food too. Plus, there is something to be said about eating before your friend, I do have manners.

So I head inside. Not the first time I've been in a store blasted, with fire engine red eyes, so I wasn't expecting much. As I was walking in there were a few teenagers, I am not that old, mid twenties, but when your young even a few years seems like a lot. To me, they were still kids, seventeen or eighteen. I could tell by the look on their faces something was amiss, and sure enough one of them had the fortitude to approach me and ask me, "could you spare some change".

"Some change?!", I responded.

"What the fuck are you going to do with fifty cents, man?" I quipped with a grin. They obviously weren't in the mood to laugh but gave a few half hearted chuckles in order to satisfy me, and presumably get my money. Then the boy who asked originally responded.

"Well... I really need gas money. We are stranded" he said with a sad look.

"Where are you headed?" I asked.

"Home, we are trying to make it home." He responded.

I don't know if he was telling the truth or not, but from the look on his face he was in a situation that seemed a little bit more complicated than that. I pulled out my wallet and gave them all my money, which was ten dollars.

"Whoah! Thanks dude, you made our night now we have enough for gas!" He said with a huge smile on his face.

Now, the cynical among us, probably would have assumed the boys were asking for money in order to buy drugs, or alcohol. But I knew they weren't. I have been in their situation, and I could tell simply by the look in their eyes, they were escaping something. Whether it simply is a case of boys wanting to return home to a loving home after not managing their money, or whether they were running away to start a new life is not of my concern. I saw some teengaers who needed help and did not assume they were the scum of the earth.

Why cannot parents do the same? Why do they always assume the worse, to the point they send their kid away to an international cabal (great term BTW) of money hungry moralists who would rather destroy life in order to control it.

Thanks for the creative post, love to read more. And I can't wait to get my skate shoes.
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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2006, 06:15:17 PM »
First off, get a moniker. The trolls can stay bagheads but in a thread with multiple guest postings, it's a good idea to get something to identify yourself with.

I hope that gas business happened when it wasn't three bucks a gallon.

I said that the Heelys would kick my ass, and I was right; arm + pavement = skin loss and pain. Your heel gets stuck in a crack and you better be prepared to STOP. Again, the pain means nothing.

Fifty thousand bucks a year to keep your kid locked up. Hmm. If I had that kind of cash to burn I could give a pair of Heelys to practically every kid in this town who wanted one. (I'd buy wholesale, naturally.) Think about that. I could single-handedly do a minor culture change to the entire town for the amount of money these clowns spend on keeping one kid locked up for a year.

That's fucking pathetic.
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2006, 06:32:05 PM »
If I'm a troll I am a troll, decide that after reading my post. I prefer to let content speak for itself, if I am any less believable because I do not sign my posts, well, that is the price to pay I suppose. I could care less.
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