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« on: July 14, 2006, 09:06:12 AM »
Make sure you stay away from this!


http://www.plentyoffish.com/member942655.htm


Warning, the above link contains an awful looking person that has let himself go ridiculously and neglected his appperance for many years.  It is advised that some photographs can make you ill.  If you have a weak stomach,  I strongly advise you not to click on the link or copy paste it to your browser.
But if you are looking for a great laugh , then this links for you.
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 09:09:19 AM »
Very curious about something. Why on earth would you think you are cute and cuddly?
Do you do stand up comedy? You should call Lettermen sometime, I'm sure he would book you in a heartbeat.
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 09:42:06 AM »
This is so so pathetic. Not the site, but whoever's started this post. Who fucking cares about Artman's site, really? It's his life, it's no one's business. It's not even funny, just immature period.
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 10:01:17 AM »
Just trying to help Ole' artie here find his soul mate, thats all.


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:



I'm sure there is some lonely 460 pd woman out there that would
just adore artie. He'll just have to roll her around in flour to seek out the wet spot.
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 10:25:28 AM »
Wow that was so funny
when I was 9
no question where your mindset is ...
If Jamie ever pursues his threats... Hope you understand what you are in for ......
Your jailhouse fantasies about to be lived!
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2006, 08:28:51 PM »
:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:



 " I love to play guitar " " Get ready for the BEST home cooked meal you ever had " " Average car/average job "
" Body type: A FEW EXTRA POUNDS "

WOW! Artman1111 your NOT going to catch any girl fishy's with THAT profile!
Seriously Art I am a female and I would think your poor or cheap or both! Never refer to yourself as "average" show some self esteem!
Especially when you say your job and car are average. Talk more about your hobby's and what you can do for a girl. Make it sound romantic and sweet. How bout a nice candle light gourmet meal w/ a bottle of good red wine? A romantic star lit drive along the lake where you will seranade her with your guitar. Spice it up Artie!
Do not say your fat,say there is more of you to love. Talk about how your a family man, how you love your kids, girls are looking for love, security, kids, families, ect. They want to know they will be taken care of.
Re write it Artie I bet you'll get a better response. Try posting different pics also.
Good luck!
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2006, 11:26:31 PM »
I would suggest just placing a bag over your head and tell everyone you are retarded. There are alot of retarded and mentally handicap females out there that would love to have a lover.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2006, 07:19:32 AM »
Quote from: ""Guest""
I would suggest just placing a bag over your head and tell everyone you are retarded. There are alot of retarded and mentally handicap females out there that would love to have a lover.

 
Another topic you are all knowing about
Very sick
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2006, 04:45:43 PM »
Come on now people, everybody needs love! Even ol Artman!
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2006, 02:03:53 AM »
Anon person posts links to arts personal profile in an effort to belittle him and embarass him?

Gee, I wonder why anon has to be anon?
Maybe because if you were NOT anon, all the Elan trolls would find a million ways to belittle and embarass you too? (Or people like me would kick your punk bitch ass)

The thread you started here doesnt say much about Art in contrast to what it says about you. Heres a suggestion, if you have a girlfriend, go get her, sit her down in front of the computer and tell here you posted this shit...show your mom too, and your kids (hopefully you dont HAVE any kids...ever!) Let us all know exactly what they all have to say about your post and your intentional cruelty to belittle someone you dont even know for no good reason.  My guess is, you dont have a fucking soul who cares about you, and you take it out on Art.

Youre a fucking coward, a loser, and a sick piece of shit plain and simple. Nothing more Id like to do right now than spit in your face.

Remember this phrase asshole....what goes around comes around.
Whenever anything bad happens to you during the rest of your pathetic life, dont ever think for a minute it is an injustice...You fucking deserve every bit of misfortune that comes your way.....and it will.
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2006, 04:33:57 AM »
no,, if he wasnt anon,, his daddy would take away his meth money.jamie eismans son jordan, and his fellow bowel movement masticators dont have girlfriends,the most they can hope for is a hooker that isnt to picky, or they have to go through  the ritual with jordans mom, a very messy ritual from what was brought out from a group.
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2006, 09:53:35 AM »
There is no place anywhere for attacking people's families. Not Arts, or Jordans or anyone elses. What a cesspool this place is and always has been.
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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2006, 10:12:21 AM »
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:53 am    Post subject:    

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There is no place anywhere for attacking people's families. Not Arts, or Jordans or anyone elses. What a cesspool this place is and always has been.
 
 obviously you are new
 
The shiteaters have been doing it for years.. How many examples would you like ?
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2006, 12:45:50 PM »
:-?  :-?  :-?


Artie has done his fair share of contributing to the insanity on this forum. But he is not as bad, cruel, nasty, ect.. as these other freaks!
I have seen him actually post some good things here.
You all wanna rag on Artie for doing the same shit you people do.
Whats up with that crap?!?
Do as I say and not as I do.
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2006, 01:53:03 PM »
Cant win with an individual,the likes kof the shiteaters here. they are by far the most miserable I have come across. I feel sorry for em
and still wanna squeeze their heads like a zit....
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