We should hire a psychic, preferably a recent immigrant who doesn't speak the language and never heard of Straight. See, then they could go in the Ferguson's and enter a trance state and clear up any historical disputes. Then they can take care of all the ghosts and send them back where they belong. Then I predict Ferguson's will notice a significant difference in their input/output/margin. This will make The National Enquirer and also probably The Economist, which is great news for survivors anywhere. I personally am conducting an internet search for a reliable psychic, wgbtu.