That is some very cool stream of consciousness thing you're doing there, Pietra! Looks therapeutic. I'll try:
Oh yeah I've got that inhaler in the med cart that I used as a bowl the night before I came into straight. I've been here a month and it totally sucks ass but I want to be honest and get better and get the hell out, so I'll do the right thing and tell them about it. Got in line, told Wally Grieves, he said ok, whatever. Next thing you know John Gugliamo and a team of squeaky screamies is getting reamey in the intake room. Sit down, no chair is gone, scream, scream, scream. Why are they mad at me, I have no idea. I'm sorry. I'm bringing drugs into your group? No, it was a make shift bowl I used once. You can't get high off that. I'm trying to be a good guy, tell you the truth. I didn't think this was something to report, but was just being thorough. "Who's got something to say to this guy?" All these crying pretty girls: I can't believe you violated the sanctity of our church you piece of shit! John P said I was like one of those bugs on his balls (everyone laughed)." Kept me up all night for like 2 to 3 weeks, cold showers for 90 seconds (I still appreciate long hot showers), courtesy of humble and heartworming host home, yadayada. Hey folks, OCD was born that day!
Ok mine wasn't as streamy as yours but it helped.