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« on: March 13, 2006, 11:29:00 PM »
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am looking for people who survived Straight in Plymouth, Michigan. I miss a lot of people there and wonder what happened and would like to stay in touch.

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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2006, 11:31:00 PM »
Woman Gets Beer From Her Kitchen Faucet

Updated 3:52 PM ET March 13, 2006


OSLO, Norway (AP) - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.

Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.

"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.

Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.

"But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.

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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2006, 08:48:00 PM »
::cheers::

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2006, 04:49:00 AM »
Chorus
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
drink drink drink, til I'm on the floor!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
can't get enough gotta get some more!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
drink drink drink til I'm on the floor!
Drink drink drink, drink some more,
gotta get to the liquor store!

I don't give a fuck what you think,
cause what I want is another drink!
Gimme a shot of whiskey and a Guinness stout,
cause that's what drinking's all about!

Chorus

I'm a drunk, that's my claim to fame.
Most bartenders know my name.
Gimme a shot of Jager and a Black and Tan,
Can shut me off, don't you understand?

Chorus

This one goes out to the Boston Drunks,
skinheads, longhairs, and all the punks.
Homebrew crew, cider up punks,
here' to me and you.

Chorus
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« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 10:52:00 PM »

Quincy Punx - Beer Bong Vomitorium
 
 There's a party house I know of that's miles outside of town
 A den of vice and sickness, of infamy and reown
 Its a million dollar mansion with graffiti on the walls
 Servants bearing frothing pitchers skateboard up and down the halls
 Sellout major label bands beg to play the place
 Their equipment all gets stolen and the crowd spits in their face
 There's an endless loop of snuff films on the big screen in the den
 The bouncer at the door's armed with a tazer and a sten
 
 It's a cross between a roman orgy
 Times square sex show punk rock party
 A manic beersoaked punkfest in a castle on a hill
 And it starts on Friday night and then it lasts the weekend long
 
 Theres Mistress Ilsas dungeon for anyone who wants a flogging,
 The bars got topshelf liquor and forget about the bill
 Cause its two dollars at the door if you bring your own beer bong
 GG Allin's freeze dried body's in a glass case in the lobby
 There's porno stars performing on the second stage upstairs
 And a Traci Lords filmfest in the auditorium
 
 It's a cross between a roman orgy
 Times square sex show punk rock party
 A manic beersoaked punkfest in a castle on a hill
 And it starts on Friday night and then it lasts the weekend long
 
 Watch the fireworks on LSD, all the booze and drugs are free
 the neighbors all live miles away and so nobody cares
 About the sickness of the beer bong vomitorium
 Toilet slaves in all the jons beg to eat your feces
 Chef Tell is in the kitchen cooking up endangered species
 Mandatory beer bongs every hour on the hour
 Speed heaped up on the mirrors like five pound bags of flour
 People getting bare assed and fucking on the lawn
 All the drunkies get free fixes and they OD on the junk
 Some drunkard in the backyard got a long dart in the eye
 It's really not a party there until somebody dies
 
 Sobriety is such a bore
 Drink and puke and drink some more
 At the beer bong vomitorium
 At the beer bong vomitorium
 Beers on tap in all the sinks
 Drink to live and live to drink
 At the beer bong vomitorium
 At the beer bong vomitorium
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« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2006, 02:03:00 PM »
::cheers::
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2006, 12:22:00 AM »
If I can't be drunk I don't wanna be alive..
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2006, 09:31:00 PM »
Amen, my man!  ::cheers::
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