Listen "Gen"
I dont know who you think you are, but here in the Elan section of fornits, the truth is not a widely acceptable, or recognizable nor popular thing.
See, the united troubled souls of TC's passed couldnt care less about Glen Freys cousin unless he actually WAS in Elan, which would mean that someone famous has a cousin who may or may not have had a legitimate reason to be in a place like Elan. Which in turn would mean that we are not all crazy fucking lunatics because Glan Freys cousin is Glen Freys cousin and though most famous people have a crazy cousin, Glen Freys cousin did not meet Elans minimum requirements.
But on the other hand, according to this sites enabler, theres not a single soul on earth who is in need of Elans medicine...Which leads us back to the question, or tale of Glen Freys Step brother (or was it his nephew?) actually being in Elan at any time slightly prior to the penning of "Hotel California" lyrics, and if his own hellish experience in Elan inspired those lyrics, or if he was just using the negative energy created by Elans captured youth to write a hit song that we could play while we were captured within the walls of this Northeastern lack-of-concentration-camp.
So, in closing, lets just say that youre a bunny with a pancake on its head.
There is no point to this post, there is no point to this thread, nor this site, nor the internet, nor is there a point to me picking the waxy lint out of the crevace at the most southern point of my back.
"Relax said the nightman, we are programmed to recieve. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave"
