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« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2006, 04:02:00 PM »
Why is it the well endowed always want to press the anal sex issue?
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« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2006, 06:00:00 PM »
But don?t fool yerself girl
It?s lookin? at you
Don?t fool yerself girl
It?s winkin? at you
Don?t fool yerself girl
It?s blinkin? at you
That?s why I say
I?m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Wrist-watch; crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
Pud!

Don?t fool yerself, girl
It?s goin? right up yer poop chute
Don?t fool yerself, girl
It?s goin? right up yer poop chute

Aw, I knew you?d be surprised

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« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2006, 06:12:00 PM »
Castle, I sat down in this management theory class thinking "fuck, this is going to be the most boring 2 hours of my week, challenged only by the 2 hours I'll spend in this class tomorrow".

Then I read those lyrics, and busted out laughing in the middle of class.

Props to you.

I can't post anything as hilarious as that, but I will offer my favorite "poop chute" verse, courtesy of the one and only Slick Rick.

Swore up and down i was gonna fuck her in the pussy

Since friends waitin' on subtle
Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole

Meanwhile she acted quite passive
Lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ass with jelly

Tit hung out the frame nigga loco
Surprised honey didn't put up too much of a struggle, at first

Sinkin' in she ain't know how to be the bitch went
 ahh rick it hurts take it out of me!

Knocked my magazine down, bitch threw my papers
You wanna keep it down i mean i do have neighbors!

Squirmin' away although the table was barrin' her
Felt real good my dick was sunk so far in her

She said it felt like a bull dowser barrin her
Sqealin about she couldn't take it anymore in her

My cummed on her straight in the perm in her, here
As i drained every last drop of sperm in her where



So girls when we kiss and we cuddle, ain't no way to put it subtle
When i want the butt hole![ This Message was edited by: dniceo7 on 2006-03-15 15:18 ]
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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2006, 06:20:00 PM »
Sorry, you are really detracting from the romance of backdoor entry.  OK, perhaps romance is the wrong word.  The last thing I want to think of is a poop chute.

Whatever, I just miss crazy sex.
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« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2006, 06:49:00 PM »
I didn't know there was any romance to take away from fuckin' a girl in the ass. I sure as fuck didn't break out the cabernet for a candlelight dinner the last time I nailed a girl in her ass.

So if you can tell me there's anything romantic about picking up some drunk kappa at a kegger on the beach and nailing her in the ass in her dorm room, then maybe I'll listen to you and take back my beloved Slick Rick verse.
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« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2006, 08:35:00 PM »
No, I definitely concur that getting screwed in the ass by some drunk frat boy would not be my idea of a good time... But, having wild, diverse, spontaneous sexual encounters with a lover who appreciates you... well, there's nothing better... because you trust enough to take it to extremes.
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« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2006, 09:17:00 PM »
Well then, sweetheart, lucky for you I'm not some dumbshit frat boy, nor a frat boy at all. And even luckier for you, I'm a huge fan of the wild, spontaneous sexual encounter, especially when I appreciate the girl I'm ravaging.

But don't hate me because I like to screw random sorority girls in the ass on occasion.
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« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2006, 09:17:00 PM »
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"Well then, sweetheart, lucky for you I'm not some dumbshit frat boy, nor a frat boy at all. And even luckier for you, I'm a huge fan of the wild, spontaneous sexual encounter, especially when I appreciate the girl I'm ravaging.



But don't hate me because I like to screw random sorority girls in the ass on occasion. "


Yes, that was me, I never remember to sign in.
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« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2006, 09:35:00 PM »
Ooooh. I knew it was you. You have a style that's all your own.
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« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2006, 10:08:00 PM »
Ouch.
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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2006, 10:18:00 PM »
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On 2006-03-15 19:08:00, webcrawler wrote:

"Ouch."


Been chillin' here for a minute, still tryin' to figure out how that was an "ouch" statement. Because believe me, I am quite confident in my style  :wink:
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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2006, 10:25:00 PM »
Heh heh heh I said ouch reading those rammming lyrics.  :rofl:

Why can't ya'll just be satisfied being front loaders? Really I want to know. Is the anus more appealing than the vagina?
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« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2006, 10:33:00 PM »
Oh, absolutely not. I would be perfectly satisfied front loading for the rest of my life. I much prefer it that way. I guess the backdoor appeals to me because it's so savage and forbidden. And often times (but only if you're smooth), you're the first one to tread those waters.
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« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2006, 11:31:00 PM »
Web,
I never thought in a million years I would try anal, but it's fun to mix it up a bit. At the right time, with the right person, in the right mood. I knew it was something my boyfriend wanted to try, and one day, when he was really, really good, I decided to give him this gift without him asking for it.  It was fun to know before he knew, ratcheting up the whole anticipation factor and knowing how climatic it would be.  And sometimes, it just plays into the whole total domination/submission fantasy.  I think also, he knew it was one thing I had never done before, and in that sense, he was my "first."  Which was fun for both of us.
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« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2006, 01:22:00 AM »
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I didn't know there was any romance to take away from fuckin' a girl in the ass. I sure as fuck didn't break out the cabernet for a candlelight dinner the last time I nailed a girl in her ass.


*busts out laughing*

Oh man, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Brilliant D, seriously. Too fucking funny.  :nworthy:

Nothing like a pre-butt-sex dinner, eh? "Just so you know, honey, we're ordering from the fancy menu tonight because I am going to fuck the shit out of your asshole later."

And if you like those lyrics, you should get more acquainted with Frank Zappa, my man.  :wink:
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