Parliament - "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)", "Mothership Connection (Star Child)", "Give Up The Funk (Tear the Roof Off The Sucker)" (vinyl)
Mmmm-hmmm...Yes, I've seen this syndrome before in Chocolate City, where I interned. The subject insists on freeing his/her mind, believing that his/her ass will follow directly. The condition is known as
Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis, occurring co-morbidly with an advanced case of
Maggot Brain.
Symptoms include:
- A state of mental diarrhea, talking shit a mile a minute.
- A state of constipated notions, can't think of nothin' but shit
We've sent for Dr. Funkenstein, who's been bustin' The Kidz out of the insidious Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk's Funkless Troubled Teen Industry. Y'all remember, kidz - only a No-Man can love a program.
I'm the Lollipop Kid(AKA The Long-haired Sucker), signing off from Chocolate City's WFNK, where we need a you to Funk. This last number goes out to Jimmy Pearce from Julius "Poochie" Stringfellow... Poochie's "got a gift for relating to and motivating young men", all the while liberally fondling some jailbait junk. Can you imagine a Doobie in your Funk? One Nation Under A Mutha Funkin' Groove. Peace.
"Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Upsets the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of bitch in him
The bitch in him
Outweighs the Jim
Jimmy's got a little bit of she in he
But when he pee, he see
Reality can be a-stiff sometimes
But then again it can be flexible
Depending on the angle of the dangle
Increased by the heat of the meat
And with the proposition that all men are not created equal
So why frown?
Yeah, even the sun go down
We'll call it mixed emotions for now
Play on, Jimmy"
(Can you tell I'm bored?)