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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2006, 10:10:00 PM »
Didn't mean to hurt your feelings, "it's just" that I have so many fans, and they can be annoying as hell sometimes (like when paranoids call me and bother me asking me to spy on people for them to find Evidence of the Great COnspiracy; don't laugh, THIS REALLY HAS HAPPENED).  I guess that comes with the territory, though, being that I do hold a position of authority in a notorious drug and sex cult).
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« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2006, 10:11:00 PM »
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On 2006-02-12 18:46:00, Anonymous wrote:



"Fucking Ruthie, bitch won't patch me through to Fr. Cassian, I need to confess that I think he's an egomaniacal, sick fuck who should be retroactively aborted.  How the fuck am I supposed to work my spiritual Program when the Guru of All Gurus, Fr. Cassian aka Miller Newton, can't advise me 'cause his syphylitic whore keeps screening his calls.  Fucking bitch.  Now I can't "share my feelings" with Miller and "carry the message" by helping him "get honest".  Gotta write an MI on that fucking cunt and how much she pisses me off for denying me access to the great wisdom of that gifted spiritual teacher, Miller "Fr, Cassian" Newton."







I've missed you!   ::kiss::  :wave: "






Get off his nutsack bitch!"


Now this is starting to get fun........
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« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2006, 10:14:00 PM »
Watch out! The wavng Stalker! :eek:
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« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2006, 10:18:00 PM »
Webcrawler, fuck that bitch up!
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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2006, 10:20:00 PM »
Yeah! SMACK that ass!!!
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« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2006, 10:20:00 PM »
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It's not the "wavng Stalker" that weirds me out, but I don't wanna get into that.  Let's just say that there are some real weird fucks out there that expect me to use my valuable Alien Communion and Sacramental Substance Abuse time to track down evidence to support their delusions.  These phone calls have thankfully stopped, but I have no desire whatsoever to be subjected to such obvious paranoia and neurosis (got plenty of my own, want some?)any longer.  At first I thopught I was being helpful by listening to it, but soon realized that I was merely serving to reinforce the paranoia, my lack of knowledge was taken as evidence that I was part of the plot.  Does that make sense?  I didn't think so either.
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« Reply #21 on: February 12, 2006, 10:20:00 PM »
damn, just blew my cover.


aw, fuck.
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2006, 10:25:00 PM »
Oh well, fuck it, you know what I'm gettin' at anyways...
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« Reply #23 on: February 12, 2006, 10:26:00 PM »
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"Oh well, fuck it, you know what I'm gettin' at anyways..."

Ya lost me..  :???:
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« Reply #24 on: February 12, 2006, 10:27:00 PM »
Get a map then, nigger.
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« Reply #25 on: February 12, 2006, 10:30:00 PM »
Thank you, Smithers.  :lol:
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« Reply #26 on: February 12, 2006, 10:31:00 PM »
Sup my nigga!
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« Reply #27 on: February 12, 2006, 10:34:00 PM »
Google Bud Dwyer and download his suicide..Its fucking sick..A corrupt congressman from PA
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« Reply #28 on: February 12, 2006, 10:36:00 PM »
Is that the guy who shot himself in the head after giving a speech? If not, anyone know who that was?
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« Reply #29 on: February 12, 2006, 10:38:00 PM »
Yup, it was a fat old 357 Magnum, he put the bitch in his mouth, and the rest is history..What a way to get back at the media who got him all fucked..[ This Message was edited by: Short Bus on 2006-02-12 19:39 ]
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