YES, the government is watching YOU. Bananas is a KNOWN code word. Should you be paranoid? SHould you be concerned that the government is keeping track of YOUR banana consumption? Fools and their debit cards, telling Uncle Sam, my big brother and yours, everything about your diet. Many Straightlings have never been seen nor heard from since.
STAY TUNED, IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR INALIENABLE RIGHT TO SAY "BANANAS".