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« Reply #30 on: January 23, 2006, 03:16:00 PM »
It feels damned good to shit. Constipation is for the anal-retentive.
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« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2006, 10:26:00 AM »
You've got that right...just blew out a fine batch of TBFITW.  :tup:
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« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2006, 10:45:00 AM »
Miller Newton touched my junk liberally. He strapped me in to his Straightmobile and he
couldn't keep his offensive hands off of me. He was performing many red flag touches. I
couldnt believe what the fuck was going on. I told Miller Newton the city would not approve
of a millionaire touching an underage kid for free. Can you believe it? Miller Newton did all this. He picked me off the street, strapped my arms and legs down in the Straightmobile's passenger seat, and just wouldn't stop fondling my cock'n'balls.
They definately were red flag touches. The goddamn referee he had in the back seat kept on
raising up this red flag every time he touched my junk but did "Dr." Newton care? NO WAY! He
just kept on doing it. I couldn't believe what the fuck was going on, indeed. I pleaded with
Miller Newton but to no avail. I told him the city would not approve of such a wealthy man
touching an underage kid like me (at the time I was 13) without at least compensating me for
the trauma and the use of my body as his own personal plaything.
This got to him, worrying about his image. he continued to fondle me, all the while ignoring
the referee's red flags. Then he drove the Straightmobile to my house and ejected the seat I was in! It was amazing. But surprisingly, after I woke up the next morning, my bank account had $150k in it!!! Can you believe it?????????????????????????
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« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2006, 02:34:00 PM »
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"It feels damned good to shit. Constipation is for the anal-retentive.

Yup! I just 'chopped a log' and it felt fuckin' GREAT!  :smokin:
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« Reply #34 on: January 25, 2006, 04:06:00 PM »
Hell YES it feels good to shit!  :exclaim:

I just got done shaking loose one HELL of a brown bomber into the crapper!!  :tup:
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« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2006, 04:11:00 PM »
I have to make a deposit ASAP! :lol:
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« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2006, 04:26:00 PM »
Go, man, go!! :tup:

Cook up a meat loaf in the porcelain saucepan!! :lol:
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« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2006, 04:43:00 PM »
Drop the Cosby kids off in the pool my nigga!!
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« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2006, 04:53:00 PM »
Will do, will do! No drippy doo-doo over here! ::noway::

I'll be droppin' TBSITW!  ::nod::
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« Reply #39 on: January 26, 2006, 09:57:00 AM »
It won't be long now before I get my ass into the throne-room & do the Royal Squat!  :smokin:
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« Reply #40 on: January 26, 2006, 10:02:00 AM »
..some barbarians at the gate right about now..  :wave:
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« Reply #41 on: January 27, 2006, 09:56:00 AM »
Getting ready to take a steamer in about a minute!  :wave:
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« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2006, 01:15:00 PM »
I just squatted down & splattered some liquid shit all over a blow-up portrait of Mel Riddile's FACE...which I'll laminate and carry at the next protest!  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #43 on: February 03, 2006, 02:28:00 PM »
Just launched a nice long butt shuttle...it felt fuckin' GREAT!!  :lol:
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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2006, 04:03:00 PM »
I choked a darkie this morning, oh hell yes!!  :smokin:
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