Sincere suggestion....
Why don't one of ya'll start the Bruce/Shorbus thread and when the urge strikes to dis the other, comment about body parts, or missing body parts, sexual preference, or looks, or whatever might amuse you at the moment... you can bump up that thread and go at it. You could go on for literally hours/days/weeks/years. No complaints from innocent by-standers. Every thread wouldn't contain 2,3,4 pages of 'whatever' ya'll call this thing you do. Think about it.