From the law offices of Duke, Raoul:
The above statement is blatantly false. The internet is abounding with hundreds of thousands of death threats and inciting incantations of violence and the supernatural every day. The FBI has more important things to do, I've been assured, such as testing out such breakthroughs like FACIAL RECOGNITION TECHNOLOGY on unsuspecting perverts lurking in NJ Transit bathrooms. Believe it. That is a fact. Assuming any of you know what an IP address is is a long leap of faith some here on this board might not be able to make without the assistance of some sort of special safety device originally designed to prevent handicapped children from tumbling off of barstools and splitting their ripe melon skulls open and disgorging the contents out on the floor. But I digress. Mr. Pink has instructed me to inform you that he will not be returning, due to a series of misfortunate accidents involving the loss of his extremely prized dedicated T1 line, and a ukranian/azerbaijani joint-venture caviar smuggling ring deal gone savagely and horribly right. ho ho, but that is a story for another day. For now, I am happy to recieve numerous paychecks from my client for my services, which are more than enough to cover the overhead involved in running a major law office and the insurance on my porsche.
I'll see all your asses in court.
-Mr. Pink's Attorney.
