On 2005-11-10 06:06:00, dragonfly wrote:
I think Antigen derogatorily referred to "dumb rednecks" earlier in this thread. I have aspired to become a dumb redneck all of my adult life, so although I have not yet cultivated a love for Nascar or any type of racing, I am nearly a dumb redneck, so please know, we are everywhere.
Well, you're going about it all the wrong way, Dragonfly. In order to be a
dumb redneck, you'll have to put down those books and drop the habit of intelligent, risky conversation. You should also take up the habit of insulting and, possibly even, threatening and hurting long haired, tie dyed hippies and liberals. You should not question any American war or military action nor any law or method of enforcement. Instead, just root for the Stillers or whatever your local team, plaster your car with magnets, put on camo and other mock military clothing and learn to view anyone who's not white, who's from the city or who is not ashamed to be seen in public with such people as the root of all evil. While you're at it, you should drink lots of beer or whiskey and chew and spit tobacco while deriding anyone who dares to use unauthorized drugs of any kind.
THEN, and only then, you'll be a
dumb redneck. Nascar isn't even a requirement. However, a lot of Nascar fans seem to be dumb red necks.
Faith is believing something you know ain't true.
--Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist