This guy goes on a business trip to New York, his company is putting him up in New Jersey. He gets bored and decides to go to a bar to have a drink. He sees a very attractive woman at the other end of the bar and tells the bartender he wants to buy her a drink. The bartender tells him that she is a prostitute and that he should just go tell her what he wants. He approaches the woman and asks if she is indeed, 'working', she says yes, and suggests they go outside to the parking lot to discuss the transaction. He asks how much she charges for a hand job, she replies "Five hundred dollars". ""$500 for a hand job? I know this is NY, but that seems very expensive".
She says "I give the best hand jobs in the world, and they cost $500. Do you see that Ferrarri parked there? I bought that car with money I made giving hand jobs. If you don't think it's worth it, you don't have to pay."
The guy thinks, well, I can't lose, so he says OK. They get into the Ferarri and she gives him the best hand job he's ever had. He's happy to give her $500.
"Hey, someone who gives hand jobs as good as yours, I bet you give really good head, too."
"Yes, I give the best blowjobs in the world, they cost $2500"
"$2500! That's a lot of money for a blow job!" he replies.
"See that condominium across the street? I own that building and I live in the penthouse suite. I bought that building with money I made giving blow jobs. Come upstairs with me, I'll blow you in my living room, if you don't think it's worth it, you don't have to pay."
The guy figures it's a deal, so they go up to the penthouse, where he receives the best blow job of his life. He gladly pays the hooker $2500. He looks around the penthouse, admiring the furniture, and the decor, particularly a picture window looking out towards the lights of Manhatten.
He says "Someone like you must be a really wild fuck. How much to fuck you?" he asks.
The prostitute points out the picture window. "Do you see that island out there? Manhatten? If I had a pussy I'd own that thing".
