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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2005, 11:36:00 AM »
A father watched his young daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and
pure his little girl was.

 Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent
eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground.

 He went over to her to see what work of God had
captured her attention.

 He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

 "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

 "They're mating" her father replied.

 "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

 "That's a Daddy Longlegs" her father answered.

 "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.

 As his heart soared with joy of such a cute and
innocent question, he replied: "No dear. Both of them
are Daddy Longlegs."

 The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought
for a moment, then, took her foot and stomped them
flat. "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in
our garden!!"
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2005, 03:01:00 PM »
An attractive woman gets pulled over for speeding and figures that she will rely on her charms to spare her from getting ticketed like she always has in the past. Much to her chagrin, she discovers that the officer is not a vulnerable creature of the male species, but a smokin' hot blonde chick... Not only THAT -- she also realizes that she left her driver's license at home!

"What the hell am I gonna do now?" she asks herself...

Well the cop asks to see her license and registration, and the hapless woman replies, "Sure...hold on.." and hands over her wallet with a compact mirror opened up inside of it. The blonde officer looks at it and says, "Go ahead, I didn't realize you were a cop..."
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2005, 03:36:00 PM »
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On 2005-11-08 10:20:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Q)How can you tell if Miller Newton's fourteen year old daughter is a virgin?



A)If she can outrun him, she is.





Do you know how to save Miller Newton from drowning?  No? GOOD!



Q)How do you save Miller Newton from drowning?



A)Take your boot off his head.





Q)What do you call Miller Newton and Mel Sembler both dying in a fatal car crash on the same day?



A) A good start."


Oh Man!!  HA!!  :smile:
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2005, 10:43:00 AM »
Dirty Joke #1:

What's the best way to get rid of pedophilic, document hoarding, whiney, lieing, scared pro straightlings?

Kill them all!!!

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2005, 11:10:00 AM »
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On 2005-11-18 07:43:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Dirty Joke #1:



What's the best way to get rid of pedophilic, document hoarding, whiney, lieing, scared pro straightlings?



Kill them all!!!



 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: "


laugh out loud! good one!
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2005, 05:57:00 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2005, 06:00:00 PM »
Whats two things you cant give a nigger???
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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2005, 06:02:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-17 15:00:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Whats two things you cant give a nigger???"
A black eye and a fat lip :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2005, 06:10:00 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2005, 06:36:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-17 15:10:00, dragonfly wrote:

"I don't get it.



What is the difference between a bigot and an inteligent human being?
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There is NO difference, they are BOTH intelligent!!
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« Reply #25 on: December 17, 2005, 07:21:00 PM »
what does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?





lies awake at night wondering whether there really is a dog....
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« Reply #26 on: December 17, 2005, 07:45:00 PM »
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On 2005-12-17 16:21:00, Anonymous wrote:

"what does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?











lies awake at night wondering whether there really is a dog...."


Lmao! good one! :smile:

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« Reply #27 on: December 17, 2005, 08:06:00 PM »
what has two thumbs and loves blow jobs?






ME
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« Reply #28 on: December 17, 2005, 08:17:00 PM »
what do you get when you mix a laughing hyena and a motorcycle?






a yamahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #29 on: December 17, 2005, 08:49:00 PM »
How come Black peoples palms are white??



God spray painted them while there hands were on top of the cop cars :lol:
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