Dis is Dat Niggah for ansuhin summa dem queshunns y'all is posta hab. But concarnit if de same damm ting happen ehbee time I go sumplace. dem niggahs always cum 'round and turn 'dis into sum kinda gangstar shat. I means I respekk um an' all dat, but I is trying t' hol' a legitimate queshunn an' ansuhh session hea. Dey always cums 'round when a niggah bees try'n do some good shit talkm bout sum chickem wangs and grease fried porhk n shit, aksin othah niggahs for a dollar and shit t' buy sum malt n shit. I is try'n bettah d' worl hea and dey always cum round 'bout ten rappin and bootstraplickin, g'damd wanna be pimpstresses and slutsteses.
Duz anybody hab any Reel Queshunns. No mo' niggah dis and niggah pleeeez, okay? I is gettin mightay tired of niggahs killin' each othah an' competin who bees the blacker an' bigger dicked niggah! So, to all you koontakintay mofuckahs out there wantin to aks a niggah some real queshuns 'bout real life avice, aks me now. Thankee.