Orientation into the school of hell

[Anonymous]

Me suh accept $43,000.00 to abuse your child,hi yuh yuh yuh

Me suh says your child will go through very harsh hi yuh yuh thearpy. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh will humilate your child and make him wear tampons on head soaked in ketchup. hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh will also convert childs religion to indian mongoloid reservationist and teach child the way of the Kruglik. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh also will prolong child's stay at Elan so me suh get more money. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh also looks forward to when parents come up for parent group so that child screams foul language at parental units. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh will teach child to scream out foul language to his peers and me suh will program child to respect the hi yuh yuh. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh also look forward to having child be written up for incidents so that child will knock on doors to be abused. Hi yuh yuh yuh

Me suh consider meself the ultimate unlicensed thearapist with little or no education. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Now me suh ask you say goodbye to child so that me suh can get started with orientation and explain to child that hi yuh yuh thearapy is the only way. Hi yuh yuh yuh

Me suh say, " Come brat, we have much hi yuh yuhing to do to you. Hi yuh yuh yuh

And as the child's parents bids farewell and says goodbye to the child you can hear the child screaming, " Nooooooooooo!" " Don't leave me here"

[Anonymous]

Me suh introduce meself and staff.

Me suh Marty Krugly
This suh Jeffrey Corruptlieb
and this suh Clare Hookermen
This suh be Uncaring Terry
Meet Marc Rosenhigh
And here we have Peter Gayrowe
This here is Missy Ectasy
and this here be Linda Eatroyrogers

Now me suh show you where you will be dorming. Me suh also want you to take shower with this unlabled gel substance that we call Quell.

Me suh also will watch you shower so that me suh can see any contraband. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh will root through all your personal belongings to seek out contraband and sniff under garments. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh like your under garments. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh ask you to bend over and spread butt checks so me suh can inslect for contraband. Oh my! hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh take show laces from you so you cannot run away from school. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Me suh want to give you mongoloid indian feather so that you wear in hair. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

[Anonymous]

wonder how many peopl can listen to Pink Floyd's
"time" without feeling sick to their stomach.
One of Alice's fav records.Played every gm she ran. How many kids padded on the ass by Alice in the day. Exactly how many times did C Cogan get spanked that day,that he needed medical attention and is scarred for life
Lets go to court  Marty... Sharon ... Whomever

[The Elan Reporter]

On 2005-10-26 12:08:00, artman11111 wrote:

"hey Marty

Remember the briefcase against the head deal? You and your buddy Joe rodrigus.Abusing children.Making them strip down to their underwear in front of 100 kids and staff. Bet you dont,cuz you never have and contimue not to give a fuck. But guess what?

WE REMEMBER

Hope like hell to see you in court!

ps Make sure to bring Jeff and maybe you could call Alice to join us.

We remember "

I have conducted a personal interview with Marty regarding the brief case deals.

Marty> Me suh love brief case, me suh usually have rubber dicks and tatanka feces inside of it and bring to work everyday. Brief case make me suh feel important.

Reporter> But what else is the brief case used for?

Marty > Me suh make children strip down and then me suh hit them in head with breif case. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.

Reporter> Don't you think that is just a little too harsh?

Marty > Me suh see no evil in it. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh. Me suh also trying to make sure me suh get undivided attention of troubled child. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh.

Reporter> I and many others Marty, feel you live a very sick life. And why is it everytime you complete a sentence you say " hi yuh yuh?" Must you say hi yuh yuh yuh each time?

Marty> Hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh is very proud of being indian mongoloid reservationist. Me suh also considered big Chief around these here parts.

Reporter> Marty is it true that you are gonna make Kickapoo your 6 year old spouse a director at the Elam School?

Marty> Yes it suh be true, Kickapoo will be eventially replaceing and aging Corruptlieb unit that has served us for many decades now. The aging Corruptlieb unit would cost us dear considering how much money it will take to re-design the bot. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.

Reporter> Marty, is that a rubber dick I see in your back pocket?

Marty> me suh say yes it is reporter. hi yuh yuh yuh. Me suh is gonna give seminar for Elam 3 bull dog shit about it. Hi yuh yuh yuh.

Marty> Me suh is out of time, me suh has to run a parent group. Me suh can't wait to watch and hear child scream foul language at parents. Hi yuh yuh yuh yuh.