Crowbar Killer VS Dr. Fucktard

[webcrawler]

Who would win? Cast your vote today!

[Anonymous]

Fucktard has plenty of gorillas at his disposal. I think he would win hands down.

[Withdraw]

[ This Message was edited by: Withdraw on 2006-02-28 21:45 ]

[webcrawler]

Yeah Dr. Fucktard is one bad mutha ya don't want to mess with.

My vote is for Dr. F!!!!

[Anonymous]

I cast my vote on Dr. Fucktard, too.

That boy would beat the fuck outta me, knock me down, try to fuck me, and just generally kick me around for awhile.

Later when the bitch gets tired I'll give the decisive shank, samurai style, with the crowbar.





 

Have a good one.

 :cool:

[Anonymous]

Look at the little Straightlings voting for the child pervert instead of one of my favorite fictional internet characters. There is no accounting for tastes. Some really like to take it up the ass six ways to Sunday.

[webcrawler]

Do you need some help shoving your b/f's crow bar up your ass?

[Anonymous]

Look, Crowbar Killer is more imaginative than Fucktard. Fucktard relies on smut and perversion, whereas Crowbar Killer goes for the blood and gore. Sorry, I've always preferred the lean and well trained to the creepy type. Fucktard likes to mentally disturb people by recreating and embellishing on upon the original Straight. See Crowbar Killer could take him any day. Like Pirate said, fast and bold. Fucktard is too busy. So to speak. I understand how much you miss having a Fucktard to help you out with all your rap needs. But needing someone doesn't mean you have to place a losing bet. Unless you like taking it up the ass six ways to Sunday. In that case, go ahead and vote for Fucktard. But he won't be around to lead any raps for you when Crowbar Killer wins, as he most certainly will.

[webcrawler]

Awww ain't you full of sugar this morning  :rofl:

[Dreamy Surf]

:exclaim:

[Anonymous]

On 2005-10-08 00:32:00, webcrawler wrote:

"Awww ain't you full of sugar this morning  :rofl:



As I recall didn't straight wash you right away by day 3 and your little mommy pulled you on 3rd phase? Come on now, I understand you want to be the misbehaver over here because you are so upset that you complied while locked up. Go ahead it's alright. You can admit that you motivated and played the game like the majority of us did.



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And another thing, I'm not that person's boyfriend. You deserve to be killed and immortalized under that other person's TBDITW. You really do. Too bad your another one of those pedophile whusses who come on here and claim to advocate the lies and crap of faggots like Bradbury.

I really wouldn't shove a crowbar up any of my g/fs asses unless they asked me too, the one I have here is definitively sharp on the end so that in the event that assholes like your masculine self don't just lay down and die but instead think its cool to stand up while your bleeding all over yourself you want to ask questions, I can just put some more rotten holes in your already useless guts for you. Why the sudden fixation on crowbar ass shoving there, huh webpervert?

Doesn't sound like much of a fight you are looking for, more like someone to get you off with projectiles and shit. Hey, stop by, I can oblige as long as you don't mind dieing.

You could just go fuck yourself, although I heard that gets boring. Hmmm. So, why are you like sittin around waitin for someone to shank your disease infested ass? Are you still so bored that you can't find one single person to fuck you? Just get it over with already and give me your actual, physical address so that you can be ended. Ending you will be the first fruitful event that you have allowed yourself in a long time since your mum squeezed you out of her rotten loins. No wonder you wound up in Straight. Just give me your address and I'll take care of the rest.

Besides, I am putting my application in soon to Fucktard's new chopshop wharehouse for kids. I'm hoping that fucker'll let me work on the company trucks for hauling them damnd chilluns around all over kingdomcome and haulin around illegal goods and stuff like that. My crowbar fix you, it'll fix anything.

[Anonymous]

On 2005-10-08 00:32:00, webcrawler wrote:

"Awww ain't you full of sugar this morning  :rofl:



As I recall didn't straight wash you right away by day 3 and your little mommy pulled you on 3rd phase? Come on now, I understand you want to be the misbehaver over here because you are so upset that you complied while locked up. Go ahead it's alright. You can admit that you motivated and played the game like the majority of us did.



"

And another thing, I'm not that person's boyfriend. You deserve to be killed and immortalized under that other person's TBDITW. You really do. Too bad your another one of those pedophile whusses who come on here and claim to advocate the lies and crap of faggots like Bradbury.

I really wouldn't shove a crowbar up any of my g/fs asses unless they asked me too, the one I have here is definitively sharp on the end so that in the event that assholes like your masculine self don't just lay down and die but instead think its cool to stand up while your bleeding all over yourself you want to ask questions, I can just put some more rotten holes in your already useless guts for you. Why the sudden fixation on crowbar ass shoving there, huh webpervert?

Doesn't sound like much of a fight you are looking for, more like someone to get you off with projectiles and shit. Hey, stop by, I can oblige as long as you don't mind dieing.

You could just go fuck yourself, although I heard that gets boring. Hmmm. So, why are you like sittin around waitin for someone to shank your disease infested ass? Are you still so bored that you can't find one single person to fuck you? Just get it over with already and give me your actual, physical address so that you can be ended. Ending you will be the first fruitful event that you have allowed yourself in a long time since your mum squeezed you out of her rotten loins. No wonder you wound up in Straight. Just give me your address and I'll take care of the rest.

Besides, I am putting my application in soon to Fucktard's new chopshop wharehouse for kids. I'm hoping that fucker'll let me work on the company trucks for hauling them damnd chilluns around all over kingdomcome and haulin around illegal goods and stuff like that. My crowbar fix you, it'll fix anything.

[webcrawler]

On 2005-10-08 01:49:00, Anonymous wrote:

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On 2005-10-08 00:32:00, webcrawler wrote:


"Awww ain't you full of sugar this morning  :rofl:










"

And another thing, I'm not that person's boyfriend. You deserve to be killed and immortalized under that other person's TBDITW. You really do. Too bad your another one of those pedophile whusses who come on here and claim to advocate the lies and crap of faggots like Bradbury.



I really wouldn't shove a crowbar up any of my g/fs asses unless they asked me too, the one I have here is definitively sharp on the end so that in the event that assholes like your masculine self don't just lay down and die but instead think its cool to stand up while your bleeding all over yourself you want to ask questions, I can just put some more rotten holes in your already useless guts for you. Why the sudden fixation on crowbar ass shoving there, huh webpervert?



Doesn't sound like much of a fight you are looking for, more like someone to get you off with projectiles and shit. Hey, stop by, I can oblige as long as you don't mind dieing.



You could just go fuck yourself, although I heard that gets boring. Hmmm. So, why are you like sittin around waitin for someone to shank your disease infested ass? Are you still so bored that you can't find one single person to fuck you? Just get it over with already and give me your actual, physical address so that you can be ended. Ending you will be the first fruitful event that you have allowed yourself in a long time since your mum squeezed you out of her rotten loins. No wonder you wound up in Straight. Just give me your address and I'll take care of the rest.



Besides, I am putting my application in soon to Fucktard's new chopshop wharehouse for kids. I'm hoping that fucker'll let me work on the company trucks for hauling them damnd chilluns around all over kingdomcome and haulin around illegal goods and stuff like that. My crowbar fix you, it'll fix anything."

Bring it on shit talker. I think you may have just met your match.

Of course I know she's not your g/f and would never stoop to your level.

Grow up and go get you some pussy like a real man.

[Anonymous]

I think I might just stay up. This is getting good. Webcrawler vs. Crowbar Killer. Yuppo. pm me if you want to get a pool going on this.

[Anonymous]

It's Marti Heath Dyke Marine vs. Crowbar Killer. ha ha ha. I think that WC. is the minority here. I'll vote in on the pool. When her and her family come out from their apartment and try to do some shit I think the crowbar killer wont' be anywher to be found until the last minute.