On 2005-09-29 18:46:00, Anonymous wrote:
"How about homosexuality? Can you ever really move on from that?"
Homosexuality is not only a sin, druggies, it is also one of the chief manifestations of chemical dependency. Studies show that 87% of homosexuals engaged in their first heinous act of depravity within twenty minutes of smoking their frist joint, and other research indicates that 92% of druggies become homosexual after using drugs for more than two years. LSD makes you homosexual instantly (if male), as does Ecstasy (if female).
The only way to save yourselves from the mortal sin of homosexuality is to check yourself in to the new, improved, all-ages, faith-based, Straight, Inc.-by-the Sea (formerly Straight, Inc. v2.0) as soon as possible!
See you on front row, ya fuckin'
HOMO!!