Homosexuality is merely a symptom of the underlying disease of drug use. It probably begins with smoking pot and the druggie getting comfortable with placing his lips on a phallic object, such as a pipe. Sooner or later, the druggie's chemically twisted mind leads the druggie to enjoy deviant perversions of the sort that I won't go into here. It is a perversion caused chiefly by drugs and exposure to the permissive, "anything goes" attitude so prevelant in the druggie culture. After first experimenting with drugs, the addict may become overwhelmed by the desire to have a large object inserted into his rectum. This, combined with the jail sentences that are an inevitable part of every druggie's experience, can lead to unnatural affections that help feed the cycle of drugs and depravity. A lot of homos are created by jacking off, too. None of this kind of behavior was tolerated at Straight, and the clients that were openly homosexual were merely giving in to their twisted, sodomite notions that being a queer is what they were born to do. If only they could stick with the program, they would find that the Steps would cure them of all weird, disgusting homosexual desires. I never understood the appeal of homosexuality to these druggie losers, particularly when there were so many attractive females at Straight, like Alice Rollins, Helen Peterman, and my own lovely Ruth Ann. How could a druggie guy fall prey to the sinful gay lifestyle knowing that he would miss out on a potential relationship with a Straight female like them? Truly baffling. One thing is for certain, though, and that is that we can cure homosexuality and any other type of depraved druggie thinking at the new, improved, all-ages Straight, Inc. v2.0!
