this is the perfect time for me to tell you what i have been up to. i have been writing up a little review of a new disc i just picked up called Got That Purp. for you: unedited: uncut: and: by the way: fuck every last one of you. fuck you. i salute you with my middle finger. one and all. fuck the fuck lot of you. go to hell. you don't know shit. you suck as whatever it is you as. get fucked. addy. fucking . os.
tracks 1 - 3, unnoticeable.
track 4, annoying. i thought their job was to make me dance. come on big boi, work it. annoying sounds. don't overlay what MIGHT work with some of that annoying nasal female nasally not-rap-not-good "uh huh, uh huh, yayee yayee". Pfffff.
track 5, you have potential. i could produce it better than that. see, i know what's intriguing and what is just noise.
ooh, what's this. something interesting and original is happening on track 8. don't drop it! i am holding my breath! nice. okay. he's holding it. i will ignore the female voice in there. it could be more complex. now it's getting boring. okay, nice. god DAMN those female voices singing "la la, la la" too annoying. oh, that was good, when you went acapella for a few seconds. that works. that's what you gotta work. you gotta bring the listener on, then drop the floor out to interest their listening nerves. 3:30 seconds of not much so far. big boi needs me. big boi, you need my ears.
track 9. there is hope. the percussion, man. god damn. and they call themselves professional. okay, it turns around, does some interesting stuff at about the 1 minute mark. nice. who is this.big boi, bun b., big gee, gee rock. 808. nice. okay. here's some talent. WAAAY too much dependence on the uh. synth drums. but still, sure, i could bust a move to this one.
track 10. i am intrigued. a continuation of the rhythm line from the previous track. i'm gonna give this one a listen again later. it could potentially be excellent for my needs. i'll get back to you. oh yes, 1minute 39 seconds. okay. VERRY NIce. this one's a winner, folks. i'd tweak that upper register "string" line. otherwise, not much to complain about. about 2min50 sec same accapella excellence. see, that accappella advice of mine is not heeded enough. new guy at 3min 40 sec. i like him. ooh. i rilly like him. they are introducing some voices i am not familliar with. killer mike, bubba sparxxx, 3 - 6 mafia. get em shawty. this. is very usable stuff.
track 11. too chaotic. i packed my bowl and thought about college boys for a whole minute there. here comes snoop dogg, 1min40sec to save this one. i have heard one other person with the voice of a gangster. hiya. 2min30 outkast. talkin bout they bowtie again and they cadillac.
track 12. YAAAWN. what is this, world music? yawnarama. let the dogs out. thought about timmy kemp. hoped he'd get a kick out of his mention here. where's my fucking pipe. oh, there it is. fekkin schwag weed. man i need some tweaking. wait a minute, my mind just went to the music. i started it back up. it's better after a few tokes. oh yeah. i get it now. see, kids. weed, it's just like those funny goggles you put on to see the 3-d movie. yes. why didn't i hear it before. it's mesmerizing.
let me just interject that this would be the perfect opportunity to run to the store and pick up a copy of got that purp. then you could listen along with us.
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