I have taken up the habit of writing Haiku to taunt a certain ill-tempered college student on the "same jokes only no one laughed thread." Since I am not a tofu-eating granola munching college brat, I've had to practice my haiku. As it turns out, I had the syllabic counts wrong.
The correct syllabic counts are as follows:
5
7
5
Feel free to taunt this imbecilic frat brat with more haiku.
The Elan Reporter's Assistant AKA The Elan Poet
