September 26, 2005
Day 36: 2310 hours
A great Greek told me that JNAILZ will never appear. I asked Lord Hades, Aries, Aprhrodite, and Zeus - I climbed to the top of Mount Olympus and yet NAILZ failed to materialize before mine eyes. Legend says that he was once a mighty mortal, with a trailer home and a homely wife; in his time - he talked shit on many a message board, but no mere mortal would ever gaze upon his fearsome form... I drank another glass of absinthe and pondered these ancient legends - they are indefintely false - JNAILZ is but a phantom, a ghost, an apparation who only appears to those who search the Fornits Fora hoping to find a savior, a god, an internet tought guy who will lead them to the great wheel in the sky, to eden, to heaven, to nirvana...
but alas, alack, JNAILZ will never come back
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