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Trouble shooting guide for Cruz bot model #'s A-101-102
« on: August 20, 2005, 09:56:00 PM »
My Greg Cruz elan- bot got locked in yeaaaa booooyyyyy mode and wont exit program what do I do?


My Greg Cruz elan-bot won't stop rapping even after I pulled it up several times and made it knock 3 times. Does a General meeting need to be executed at this time to make it stop rapping?

My Greg Cruz elan-bot keeps automatically  going in and out of pimp walking mode, should I be concerned about it being in public?
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 11:26:00 PM »
M Greg Cruz elan-bot wont stop drinking malt liquor from brown paper bags. Is this normal behavior?
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 11:27:00 PM »
No.Much like the Real cruz, your but must be defective.
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 11:27:00 PM »
Bot*
Trade him in like his mother did.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 11:40:00 PM »
i is just sitting here satring at my high school diploma.I bet NOBODY never gots a DIPLOMA before! I IS SPECIAL, BITCH!


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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 12:02:00 AM »
My Cruzbot steals candy from stores and packs it into sandwhich bags and dispenses it to shot downs.

I V/Red it 4 times, but it continues to do the same thing.

Can I schedule a visit back to Elan so it can be properly G.M.ed?
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 03:26:00 AM »
NO CANDYPACKS FO' SHOTDOWNS!
DAT BE MA IMPO'TANT JOB!


I'M GON GO TELL TONY!
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 01:33:00 PM »
ELAN TECHNICAL SERVICE BULLETIN: 80.6-80.8
Cruz-bot model A-101 & A-102. By Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick.

"Congratulations on your purchase of the "Greg Cruz Coordinator" model! All the behavior described is, in fact, part of the programming for dark skinned elan-bots. Several recalls have been issued to fix both the rapping and the drinking of malt liquer. A special patch can be uploaded to cease these behaviors. However, do not administer without the help of a certified Elan Robot Technician (Robo-tech). Prior to loading the program, we will remove the ramrod from your elan-bot and remove the soiled lubricant. The A-101 (A-102)will then be connected to our diagnostic computer, at which point, it will recieve a special 2-house General Meeting. Please keep in mind however, this is not a permenant fix - dark skinned Elan-bots will continue to experience issues, and from time to time, their image will come up. Recent tests suggest that *daily* admistration of Candy Packs and Sit Downs can prevent this, but not totally.
While re-lubricating your A-101 (A-102) model, make sure to disconnect the battery, and remove the du rag before performing any technical service."
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 02:08:00 PM »
Pink, that is some funny comeback material you have their. I made all the trouble shooting threads because I knew you would have very hilarious responses to them. Keep up the good work.
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