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Offline Anonymous

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« on: August 20, 2005, 05:21:00 PM »
Man, he looks just like an ape.
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« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2005, 06:55:00 PM »
Cruz is actually and elan-bot ape face model, model #A-101. Also comes equipped with all ape like features including premium sound package.
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« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2005, 07:51:00 PM »
Lettissue  actually and elan-bot ape giand wildebeast, model #A-347. Lettissue Also comes equipped with fat gang mama like features including premium sound package.
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2005, 09:36:00 PM »
Yea but the Question is? Does the Letissue elan-bot also come with the putrid, toxic vaginal discharge option?

You know, like in aliens where the aliens blood was acid? Letissue's vaginal discharges are acid.
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« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2005, 09:46:00 PM »
Now from my understanding there is 3 differnt program's avaliable for the model #A-101.

Program 1 "optional"
Complete shop lifting nigga hood mode.

Program 2 "optional"

Negro mode also standard on the model #A-102

Program 3 "optional"

Nigger mode, recommended if your bot resides in the hood or housing project.


Future upgrades soon to be available for Model #'s A-101-102

Lip inflators, lips can inflate and deflate depending upon living conditions.

Moon walking program.

U.B.B.A voice enhancer. " Your model bot will add the word "UBBA" after every word it speaks.

Suck my dick mode. Recommended if your model resides in a hood or housing project, not intended for suburbia living.

And last but not least....

Microphone mode. Your Bot will soon be able to carry hiss/her own personal mic and be able to rap not stop.

Schedule release date should be sometime in December 05 just in time for Christmass.
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« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2005, 09:50:00 PM »
Also, Elan inc. is gonna make available the Isuzu pup trailer. It is basically a trailer that looks just like an Isuzu pup where you can tow your bot on long trips behind your vehicle.

The Isuzu pup trailer will come complete with hydraulics, a replica oozzie 9 mm, tinted windows, fuzzy dice on the dash, and dayton rims.

Price of unit is yet to be determined.
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2005, 10:02:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-20 18:36:00, Anonymous wrote:

"Yea but the Question is? Does the Letissue elan-bot also come with the putrid, toxic vaginal discharge option?



You know, like in aliens where the aliens blood was acid? Letissue's vaginal discharges are acid."

 Of course, silly!
 She would not be an authentic Letissue elan -bot without the discharge.

however,
hers are composed entirely out of fish stench and chlamydia.


WEEESSSSS SSSIIIDEEEEE!
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« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2005, 10:27:00 PM »
Greg Cruz Nigger
Greg Cruz Nigger

He's got 2 turntables and a microphone

Greg Cruz Nigger
Greg Cruz Nigger

Greg's got 2 turntables and a microphone
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 03:25:00 AM »
SO WAT?
MY COOCHIE SMELL LIKE FISH AND GARBAGE!
SO WAT, BITCH?

FISH BE MAD TASTY!
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