Marty and Kickapoo Kruglik Wedding Photo

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

Proof positive that Marty Kruglik is a dirty, hedonistic, pedophile, buffalo pee pee sucking Injun.

For more information, e-mail kickapookruglik@hotmail.com

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

This was the best man.
 


Marty blew this buffalo before and after the ceremony. He also blew a 5-year-old boy.

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

The inevitable Maine moose.  Marty ate the moose's shit, which also served as his warpaint for the ceremony.

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

Here were the sheep who attended and were raped by Marty.  Marty likes sheep because when they go BAAAAAAHHH as you fuck them, it sounds a little bit like hi-yuh hi-yuh.[ This Message was edited by: Elan Reporter's Assistant on 2005-08-19 23:19 ]

[Troll Control]

On 2005-08-19 22:21:00, Elan Reporter's Assistant wrote:

"Proof positive that Marty Kruglik is a dirty, hedonistic, pedophile, buffalo pee pee sucking Injun.



For more information, e-mail kickapookruglik@hotmail.com



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Wow.  She's certainly a rather large young lady, considering she's only between six and eight years old...

In any case, it helps to put a face with the name so at least I know who you're talking about.

[Chaos]

See again you seem to be in some type of disalusion that its funny to tell the same joke over and over again.  How sad you and all your imaginary friends are.

[Troll Control]

On 2005-08-20 05:10:00, Chaos wrote:

"See again you seem to be in some type of disalusion that its funny to tell the same joke over and over again.  How sad you and all your imaginary friends are."

Hey, that's just not fair.  I'm not imaginary.  

I just get a good laugh almost every day from this thread.  I'm not imagining that either.

[Chaos]

maybe your not but your just as big of a biggot as they are.

[Troll Control]

No...  I don't support racism and bigotry.  That's just plain wrong.

I'm not here to support anyone or anyone's beliefs.  I just find it incredibly amusing that they have turned a rotten experience into an amusing anecdote.

I think it's funny that so-called "counselors" who used vulgar name-calling, physical and emotional abuse, sleep deprivation, aggressive confrontation and other "therapy tools" to virtually assault children are getting a good solid dose of their own methods (even though they probably have never read any of this-it's the spirit of the thing that counts).

I do think these gentlemen get a bit rough when people get in the way of their expression, but in the end it's just words on paper (or a monitor), nothing more and nothing less.

Let me reiterate though: I don't support the use of racial or religious slurs and epithets to demean others.  

Insulting someone's character, integrity or intelligence is an entirely different matter however - and one I support wholeheartedly.

I would also never tell anyone they don't have the right to say whatever they want.  We all have the freedom of choice not to read it if we so desire.  I would suggest to you that you simply exercise that freedom...

[The Elan Reporter]

[ This Message was edited by: The Elan Reporter on 2005-10-26 06:36 ]

[Troll Control]

Hey, thanks for the answer.  I knew I had reservations (no pun intended) about genetically engineered food sources.

I mean, damn, her cranium is HUGE.

[The Elan Reporter]

On 2005-08-20 07:25:00, Dysfunction Junction wrote:

"Hey, thanks for the answer.  I knew I had reservations (no pun intended) about genetically engineered food sources.



I mean, damn, her cranium is HUGE.
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She most certainly is. Besides, Marty wants her big becuase of her age. Everytime he goes out in public with her he doesnt want the U.S. citizens accusing him of rape.

Once she is an adult, Kruglik thinks she will be at least 7 ft tall and able to bench lift a ton easily.

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

Director of IMR School Under Federal Investigation

An FBI spokesman confirmed today that Marty "Big and Stinky" Kruglik, Indian chief director of the Elan School in Poland Spring, Maine is under investigation for transporting his child wife across IMR lines.

"There's no law against underage coupling on Marty's filthy childfucking reservation," said FBI agent Biff Webster.  "But if you take a minor off the reservation, you are subject to U.S. law."

Kruglik recently married Kickapoo at an elaborate wedding on the grounds of the Elan School, a school for naughty boys and girls in Poland Spring, Maine.  Kickapoo was sent to the school for trying to hurl fecal bombs at National Guard troops attempting to keep Kruglik confined to the IMR.

A buffalo served as the best man at the wedding and Marty blew the buffalo several times at the ceremony and reception.  He also ate a moose's shit and engaged in copulation with a sheep.

Kruglik admitted to taking Kickapoo off the grounds for a honeymoon, but said he did not commit a crime because the entire state of Maine is his reservation.

"Me suh make Maine the land of the hi-yuh hi-yuh, therefore land is mine," Kruglik said.  "All buffalos and little boys and elk me suh love and fuck in poop chute."

When asked where the couple went on their honeymoon, Kruglik replied, "Me suh take Kickapoo to romantic bear cave in Lewiston, Maine.  Me suh eat dinner with her at Fat Louie's bar, then she watches while me suh suck 10 little boys' assholes.  Me suh very romantic type husband."

If convicted of violating the minor transportation act, Kruglik faces up to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

[Mister Pink]

"Bench lift a ton" ---- isn't that about the weight of a full sized bull moose on the IMR? coincidence, i think... no...?

[Elan Reporter's Assistant]

Well, Pink, considering you broke the story on Marty's first confirmed rape of a moose, I would say you are probably correct.

If you recall from "Marty Kruglik: A Troubled Life Full of Hiyuhs," Marty's father was a great Indian Mongoloid warrior who would demand Marty's mother dress like a moose during sex.  Some things just run in the family.