ELAN TECHNICAL SERVICE BULLETIN: 80.6-80.8
Cruz-bot model A-101 & A-102. By Chief Mechanic Chief Martin R. Kruglick.
"Congratulations on your purchase of the "Greg Cruz Coordinator" model! All the behavior described is, in fact, part of the programming for dark skinned elan-bots. Several recalls have been issued to fix both the rapping and the drinking of malt liquer. A special patch can be uploaded to cease these behaviors. However, do not administer without the help of a certified Elan Robot Technician (Robo-tech). Prior to loading the program, we will remove the ramrod from your elan-bot and remove the soiled lubricant. The A-101 (A-102)will then be connected to our diagnostic computer, at which point, it will recieve a special 2-house General Meeting. Please keep in mind however, this is not a permenant fix - dark skinned Elan-bots will continue to experience issues, and from time to time, their image will come up. Recent tests suggest that *daily* admistration of Candy Packs and Sit Downs can prevent this, but not totally.
While re-lubricating your A-101 (A-102) model, make sure to disconnect the battery, and remove the du rag before performing any technical service."