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Offline THE_REAL_CREG_GRUZ

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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2005, 06:38:00 PM »
DAMN CRUZ,YO THE NIGGA IS GONNA GET ALL HEATED.

SO WHAT IS THE TRUTH BEHIND THE NOSE CRUZ? MOTORCYCLE TIRE RAN OVER THE BRIDGE OR WHAT?

THAT SHIT IS FLAT...EVER THINK OF BUYING SOME FIX-A-FLAT AND SPRAYING IT UP YOUR NASAL PASSAGE? IT MIGHT JUST INFLATE IT BACK TO NORMAL AND MAYBE YOU CAN FINALLY START GETTING SOME ASS AGAIN.

CRUZ DO YOU FIND IT HARDER TO MOONWALK WITH A FLAT NOSE?

HOW ABOUT BREAKIN? DO YOU SPIN SLOWER WITH A FLAT NOSE?

I KNOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE A HARD TIME DOING THE ROBOT WITH A FLAT NOSE.

CRUZ WHEN YOU DO THE HUMAN BEAT BOX, DOES THE NOSE DISTORT THE BEAT?

HOW ABOUT YOUR SPIT? DOES THE FLAT NOSE BLOCK MOST OF IT WHEN YOU RAP ON THE MICROPHONE?

I GUESS FORGET ABOUT A CHIC SITTING ON YOUR FACE, YOU HAVE NO NOSE BRIDGE TO OBSORB THE WEIGHT.

IS IT HARDER OR EASIER TO PICK YOUR NOSE?

WHAT ABOUT SNORTING COCAINE? DO ALL THE ROCKS CLOG UP EASY?

IS THAT NOSE RUBBER?

MUST BE REAL HARD TO WEAR A SKI MASK IN THE WINTER AND WHEN HOLDING UP A 7-11.

IF YOU DRIVE REAL FAST IN REVERSE IN YOUR ISUZU PUP, DOES THE NOSE GO BACK TO ORGINAL SHAPE?

SHIT CRUZ, WHAT ABOUT IF YOU HAD SOME SORT OF ACCIDENT AND THE PARAMEDICS WNAT TO ADMINISTER YOU OXYGEN?

NOW IS THE NOSE FLAT BECAUSE YOU WORE PANTYHOSE ON YOUR HEAD WHEN HOLDING UP 7-11'S?

IS IT EASIER OR HARDER TO PIMP YOUR HOES WITH THAT NOSE THEY WAY IT IS NOW?

DO MANY OF YOUR HOMIES HAVE A SIMILAR NOSE?

OR IS IT JUST ALL SPIGGER RICANS HAVE FLAT NOSES?

AFTER EXAMINING YOUR NOSE FOR A FEW MINUTES I HAVE COME TO A CONCLUSION THAT IT SORT OF LOOKS LIKE A BUTT.

DOES YOUR FLAT NOSE LEAK MORE SNOT THEN A BUFFALO?
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2005, 07:10:00 PM »
WHERES CRUZ AT? WHERES CRUZ AT?
GREGS GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

WHERE YOU AT? WHERE YOU AT?
GREGS GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

WHERE YOU AT DOGG? WHERE YOU AT DOGG?
CRUZ GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE

WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT?
CRUZ GOT 2 TURNTABLES AND A MICROPHONE
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2005, 07:29:00 PM »
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL LINK I FOUND FOR GREG CRUZ..

http://thebox2.free.fr/humanbeatbox.mp3
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2005, 08:07:00 PM »
I want to f#@$ felice in the a$$
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2005, 09:14:00 PM »
Pink,

We all no you are just jealous you can't get the pretty white chicks!
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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2005, 10:23:00 AM »
Greg Cruz's very movie is,

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2005, 10:24:00 AM »
Greg Cruz's very favorite movie is,

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2005, 10:46:00 AM »
HEY CRUZ, WHERE YA AT DAWG? WHERE YA AT?

HEY CRUZ DO YOU LIKE FREESTYLING? OPEN MIC NIGHT TO RAP ON THE MIC CRUZ?

YOU DOWN WIT O.P.P CRUZ?

YOU ILLIN CRUZ?

YOU CARRY A BOOST MOBILE PHONE WIT YA CRUZ?
ASK ALL YOUR HOMIES WHERE THEY ARE AT DAWG?

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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2005, 12:15:00 PM »
YO SYN - GREG CRUZ BE ASKIN YO UNCLE TO RESTOCK ON DEM 40'S HOMIE.. GET TO IT SHOPBOY, DEM FLORS AINT BE CLEANIN DEMSELVES AND DOSE FOTIES AINT BE ORDERIN DEMSELVES NEEDER!!!
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2005, 03:22:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-11 09:15:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"YO SYN - GREG CRUZ BE ASKIN YO UNCLE TO RESTOCK ON DEM 40'S HOMIE.. GET TO IT SHOPBOY, DEM FLORS AINT BE CLEANIN DEMSELVES AND DOSE FOTIES AINT BE ORDERIN DEMSELVES NEEDER!!!"


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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2005, 04:05:00 PM »
SyN = cruz's malt liquer bitch
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2005, 09:50:00 PM »
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On 2005-08-11 13:05:00, Mister Pink wrote:

"SyN = cruz's malt liquer bitch"


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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2005, 08:31:00 AM »
Talking to yourself again pink? no matter how many alias or anon bags you post under, your still pathetic.  I hope you like being an internet shit talker, because face to face you wouldnt have the stones.
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2005, 10:24:00 AM »
No he is not talking to himself Syn, I am right behind him lmao and at your expensive. You are the one that talks to yourself syn, thats why you have some many personas at your lonely web board.
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2005, 12:47:00 PM »
Still trying to make a life for yourself Synler?
They must be keeping you real busy at that liquor store, you don't post as much here as you use to, thank God!

So you still a stock boy or did you move up to clerk yet?

Whats this I hear you giving Cruz some free forties of Old English? Your Uncle finds out you are gonna be jobless.
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