This is funny. I was googling names of my ex-lovers and found this site after searching for my brief yet interesting adventure known as Karen, from Dallas. Like the earlier posters, we had a normal time. She invited me to her place, and she cooked for us. We had fried twinkies with onion rings and chocalate milkshakes for dinner, and a couple drinks, natural ice in the can. She was funny, and talked a lot about her cats, she has lots of cats. After dinner, we had dessert so we split a cheesecake, with chocolate frosting. It was good, really good. It really got me in the mood for the night. We were going to go out to the movies, but we were so hot for each other after that cake and frosting we moved over to the couch. We put "Wild Wild West" DVD in the player and started watching, she says Will Smith makes her blood boil. After a few minutes of watching I asked her if she wanted to eat some more chocolate frosting. She said sure, then I asked her, not cake frosting, my chocolate frosting... are you cool with that? All of a sudden a huge smile appeared across her face. She told me normally she doesn't ask her "bears" (what she calls male lovers) to satisfy her undesirable desire for scat. I was excited, not every girl says yes, the fatties usually do 'cause they are desperate to get some. She rolled off the couch and turned over (with my help)and assumed the position. As we watched Will Smith, Kevin Kline and Salma Hayek take on the bad guys out west, I lit up a ciggarette to get the plumbing moving along. I got her started by melting some hershey bars in the microwave, and pooring them all over her enormous body. It absolutely drove her NUTS she couldn't eat it. She was now ready. I stripped naked, with only my ciggarette in my mouth. I crouched down over her smiling face, as she was making grunting noises getting ready to accept my goodness I got really excited. I took a long drag off my camel unfiltered and as I exhaled I felt a large terd coming down and release from me as I was strugging to aim. Bullseye.....right into Karen's mouth. Her muddy brown smile as she looked up at me was amazing and I immediately came all over her face. As soon as she felt my warm gooeyness all over her face her pussy exploded and a ton of liquid started pooring out, it was pretty gross. I was done and had my fun and went to the bathroom to wipe. Then I washed my hands, got dressed, took a quick picture with my digital phone camera for posterity, and walked out the door. Don't take what karen says too seriously, she's probably got shit on her face right now. If you read this karen, sorry about bailing on you, call me, we'll do it again some time!