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« on: June 30, 2005, 05:05:00 PM »
The goddamn mental health advocate he had in the backseat of the NIMHmobile kept raising the red flag, but did Paul care? NO WAY.............
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2005, 07:39:00 PM »
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On 2005-06-30 14:05:00, Anonymous wrote:

"The goddamn mental health advocate he had in the backseat of the NIMHmobile kept raising the red flag, but did Paul care? NO WAY............."


What are you saying here?
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 08:06:00 PM »
I think he saying, Paul touched his junk, literally.
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 08:22:00 PM »
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"The goddamn mental health advocate he had in the backseat of the NIMHmobile kept raising the red flag, but did Paul care? NO WAY............."


I have no idea what this person is trying to say.
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2005, 08:26:00 PM »
Hello. This is the Director of the NIMH, Dr. Thomas Insel. My colleague notified me of this post immediately, as the medical health professionals are always watching fornits for any breaking discoveries/news. We are very concerned with your allegation over Paul's misuse of our NIMH outreach program. We send mental health advocates into the neighborhood to help, not destroy our youth. We will fully investigate this matter to the fullest of our abilities, and I assure you we will take every step necessary to remedy this situation. I apologize for the entire NIMH staff, the accused has been trouble since we first hired him. He seems to like touching junk. Thank you for your understanding.

Dr. Thomas Insel
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2005, 08:49:00 PM »
Well, I do enjoy touching junk. If you have a problem with this, eat me.  :wave:
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 08:50:00 PM »
Woops, forgot to log in. Anyone got some junk I can touch?
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2005, 12:40:00 AM »
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"Woops, forgot to log in. Anyone got some junk I can touch?"
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2005, 12:08:00 PM »
Ann Coulter touched my junk conservatively
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2005, 12:16:00 PM »
That stupid bitch.  The least she could do is touch your shit right. Damn.

Perhaps Paul can teach her a lesson in junk touching?
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2005, 01:13:00 PM »
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"Ann Coulter touched my junk conservatively"


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