What are three things you can't give a Greg Cruz?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What did the Greg Cruz say when he slid down the zebra?
Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't.
What do you call 9 Greg Cruz's in front of your house?
A spicket fence.
Why does Greg Cruz eat tootsie rolls with a fork?
So he doesn't bite off his fingers.
Why does Greg Cruz like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.