Me no rest. Me on prowl in Maine.
Me so command you all to scrub floors. Me drop head lice all over floors. You no listen you go in corner...me sing hiyuh hiyuh on SP. Kinda like Cochise but I wear buffalo feces warpaint. Me smell bad and wear stupid sweater.
Me need raise. Me so can't afford phone. Bring me up to $275 a week. You no listen, me quit and become big chief Indian director somewhere else. Me sodomize and scalp troubled teens.
